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+ what makes you happy:
+ what have you been listening to lately:
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+ if so, why:
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Gacked from an email, off someone’s FOD. Hahahaha.
This was an actual letter sent out by the St. Mary's
Church.
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord.
Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence.
Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
-Frequently wears black clothing. I own lots of that...
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. Who dosen't?
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. uhhhhhhh..yes.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. Yes. I have those...
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. As if Christians don't pierce their ears and don't tattoo crosses onto their arms ...
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) You're all such pushy people. Too bad I own ALL the albums
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. Right.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. Does it count if you accidentally threw it in a barbaque pit?
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. Ooooh, Satan?! Where?!?!!
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol. These both just mean that your kid hates you.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed. Deression is normal for being a teenager.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) This also probably means you don't pay attention or actually listen to your kid.
-Complains of boredom. Who the fuck doesn't get bored?!
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. Sleep Disorder, usually caused by restlessness.
-Is excessively awake during the night. Ever heard of ...insomnia?
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) You know..."goths" do come out of the house. I dislike light sometimes too...
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. "unusal" isn't really all that unusual
-Spends large amounts of time alone. Does time come in a Large size now? Do I get refils?
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak
to evil sprits through meditation.) Quit asking the same questions over and over.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. Who the fuck would watch their teenager 24/7 365 days a year?
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. Come on people, we're all on a different page!
-Misbehaves at school. Guilty as charged.
-Misbehaves at home. Oh...you must mean masturbation..right?
-Eats excessively or too little. Eating Disorder, anyone?
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. It's a fuckin cartoon character!!!
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) You must be talking about licking your own wounds.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) CORRUPTED MEDIA!!!!!! Watch the news more. I think thats what they mean....
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing
nature. Satan must be a very smart and exellent gamer. (Come over this saturday, k?)
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. Whoa!!!! RED FLAG: I must be a "worshipper" of "Satan" if I use the computer......And I use it ALOT.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. Please people, It's called head banging. Just be happy it isn't your walls or your face.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. Satan has some sexy hoes then...
-Expresses an interest in sex. Does Masturbation count?
-Masturbates. Oh, I guess it does.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. What about Omnisexual, or Metro-sexual?!?!!?!?HUH?!
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. Dangerous? YOU DID NOT JUST CALL BUDDAH SATAN. I'm going to assassinate you all for that. And your families.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". Oh, that's called "poser" when you have a pin that states "I am goth" And it's in pink.....
-Claims to be a goth. That should have been the first question...
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child
into your local mental health center. Oh so we're insane now.
~St. Mary's Catholic Church
Oops. That's me damned to eternal hell, then...
professorbilly Fill it out, then put it on your LJ/OD.THIS AND THAT
+ name:
+ age:
+ where on earth do you live:
+ reason behind your LJ username:
+ five things you want to do/accomplish before you die:
+ what makes you happy:
+ what have you been listening to lately:
+ do you enjoy reading my LJ:
+ if so, why:
+ interesting fact about you:
+ are you in love at the moment:
+ favourite destination:
+ favourite quote:
+ will you post this in your LJ:
RECOMMEND
+ a movie (that amazes you - a beautiful movie):
+ a book (that inspires you, and one you couldn't put down):
+ a musical artist, song, or album:
+ your favourite LJ user (not on my list already):
+ something for me to do in the near future:
Gacked from an email, off someone’s FOD. Hahahaha.
This was an actual letter sent out by the St. Mary's
Church.
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord.
Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence.
Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
-Frequently wears black clothing. I own lots of that...
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. Who dosen't?
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. uhhhhhhh..yes.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. Yes. I have those...
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. As if Christians don't pierce their ears and don't tattoo crosses onto their arms ...
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) You're all such pushy people. Too bad I own ALL the albums
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. Right.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. Does it count if you accidentally threw it in a barbaque pit?
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. Ooooh, Satan?! Where?!?!!
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol. These both just mean that your kid hates you.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed. Deression is normal for being a teenager.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) This also probably means you don't pay attention or actually listen to your kid.
-Complains of boredom. Who the fuck doesn't get bored?!
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. Sleep Disorder, usually caused by restlessness.
-Is excessively awake during the night. Ever heard of ...insomnia?
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) You know..."goths" do come out of the house. I dislike light sometimes too...
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. "unusal" isn't really all that unusual
-Spends large amounts of time alone. Does time come in a Large size now? Do I get refils?
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak
to evil sprits through meditation.) Quit asking the same questions over and over.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. Who the fuck would watch their teenager 24/7 365 days a year?
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. Come on people, we're all on a different page!
-Misbehaves at school. Guilty as charged.
-Misbehaves at home. Oh...you must mean masturbation..right?
-Eats excessively or too little. Eating Disorder, anyone?
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. It's a fuckin cartoon character!!!
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) You must be talking about licking your own wounds.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) CORRUPTED MEDIA!!!!!! Watch the news more. I think thats what they mean....
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing
nature. Satan must be a very smart and exellent gamer. (Come over this saturday, k?)
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. Whoa!!!! RED FLAG: I must be a "worshipper" of "Satan" if I use the computer......And I use it ALOT.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. Please people, It's called head banging. Just be happy it isn't your walls or your face.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. Satan has some sexy hoes then...
-Expresses an interest in sex. Does Masturbation count?
-Masturbates. Oh, I guess it does.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. What about Omnisexual, or Metro-sexual?!?!!?!?HUH?!
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. Dangerous? YOU DID NOT JUST CALL BUDDAH SATAN. I'm going to assassinate you all for that. And your families.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". Oh, that's called "poser" when you have a pin that states "I am goth" And it's in pink.....
-Claims to be a goth. That should have been the first question...
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child
into your local mental health center. Oh so we're insane now.
~St. Mary's Catholic Church
Oops. That's me damned to eternal hell, then...