Eeeeeeeeeew..... I'm still in a flip-floppy modd (you won't see actual shoes on me aaaaaaaaaaaaaall summer, standard rule), so I was helping my brother do his paper round with my flip flops and baggys on, and my jeans caught on my foot, and half my toenail ripped off! EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! It's minging, and gross, and I'm a 9 toenailed freak! I'm Alison of the 9 toenails! I'm a cripple! I can't actually look at my foot to do anything about it, so I may be housebound for quite some time..... I might have to amputate!!!! (Oh, this is horrible!)

EDIT I was scrolling through all my entries to try and find that stupid entry that's stretching my page, and I'm sure i saw the phrase 'toilet roll of doom'. I think the blood loss is making me crazy...