Drama - I thought it went well, but schizophrenic teacher did not ('Why did you add that scream? I think it went against the character of Marie, and you should have asked me first, I'm your Drama teacher...etc' Ironic thing being: a) It WAS in the script, and b) I had done it in rehearsals in front of her. But nooooo, I appreciate being repeatedly told I'm going to fail, thankee MC! Daft c*nt, scuse my French.)
I'm also glad to report that despite falling over in rehearsals, and wearing RIDICULOUSLY high heels, I did not, in fact, break a leg.
This is for you, Iain...
"Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. French Capitalism: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. Italian Capitalism: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. Cuban Capitalism: You have two cows. They try to swim to Florida. Australian Capitalism: You have two cows. You try to wrestle them. Cambodian Capitalism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you. Japanese Capitalism: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide."
Okay, gacked this from MC.... (Not 'Kenna): Lyrics from 25 of my fave songs - see how many you can get! Answers to follow...
1) I don’t want the world to see me, cause I don’t think that they’d understand…
2) Maybe when your hair gets darker, maybe when your eyes get wide…
3) When I catch my breath it’s you I breathe…
4) Don’t turn away, don’t give in to them….
5) I feel my defences systematically fail to stand…
6) So many reasons for me to run and hide…
7) I believe in karma, what you give is what you get returned…
8) Father in to your hands, I command my spirit….
9) The sun is gone, the nights are long, and I am left while the tears fall…
10) But you don’t really care for music, do you?
11) All these impure thoughts of this beautiful temptress…
12) Take my hand and we’ll make it I swear…
13) Look to your heart, and that’s where we are….
14) I could stay lost in this moment forever…
15) Look into my eyes, you will see what you mean to me…
16) Why is there joy, why id there pain, why is there sunshine and the rain?
17) You poisoned letters, your telegrams just go to show you don’t give a damn…
18) I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name…
19) Taking steps back through the words I should have said to you…
20) You’re something beautiful, a contradiction…
21) Give to me sweet sacred bliss…
22) …an ode to cruelty…
23) Even as tears fill my eyes, I swear I won’t cry…
24) What follows me as the whitest lace of light…
25) I’m still looking for these angels in the snow…
I'm also glad to report that despite falling over in rehearsals, and wearing RIDICULOUSLY high heels, I did not, in fact, break a leg.
This is for you, Iain...
"Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. French Capitalism: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. Italian Capitalism: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. Cuban Capitalism: You have two cows. They try to swim to Florida. Australian Capitalism: You have two cows. You try to wrestle them. Cambodian Capitalism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you. Japanese Capitalism: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide."
Okay, gacked this from MC.... (Not 'Kenna): Lyrics from 25 of my fave songs - see how many you can get! Answers to follow...
1) I don’t want the world to see me, cause I don’t think that they’d understand…
2) Maybe when your hair gets darker, maybe when your eyes get wide…
3) When I catch my breath it’s you I breathe…
4) Don’t turn away, don’t give in to them….
5) I feel my defences systematically fail to stand…
6) So many reasons for me to run and hide…
7) I believe in karma, what you give is what you get returned…
8) Father in to your hands, I command my spirit….
9) The sun is gone, the nights are long, and I am left while the tears fall…
10) But you don’t really care for music, do you?
11) All these impure thoughts of this beautiful temptress…
12) Take my hand and we’ll make it I swear…
13) Look to your heart, and that’s where we are….
14) I could stay lost in this moment forever…
15) Look into my eyes, you will see what you mean to me…
16) Why is there joy, why id there pain, why is there sunshine and the rain?
17) You poisoned letters, your telegrams just go to show you don’t give a damn…
18) I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name…
19) Taking steps back through the words I should have said to you…
20) You’re something beautiful, a contradiction…
21) Give to me sweet sacred bliss…
22) …an ode to cruelty…
23) Even as tears fill my eyes, I swear I won’t cry…
24) What follows me as the whitest lace of light…
25) I’m still looking for these angels in the snow…