STOP! Comedy time!

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SLOGAN GENERATOR....

Make Alison Yours.
Unzip an Alison.
Crunch All You Want. We'll Make Alison.
The Real Smell of Alison.
The Queen of Alison.
Is Alison In You?

RANDOM FILM GENERATOR....

The Alisons of Fu Manchu [The Brides of Fu Manchu (1966, Don Sharp)]
Monty Python and the Holy Alison [Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975, Terry Gilliam and Terry Jones)]
Kind Hearts And Alisons [Kind Hearts And Coronets (1949, Robert Hamer)]
Alison the Head of Mavis Davis [Bring Me the Head of Mavis Davis (1997, John Henderson)]
The Alison of the Wild [The Call of the Wild (1972, Ken Annakin)]
The Alison Monty [The Full Monty (1997, Peter Cattaneo)]
Alison in Wonderland [Alice in Wonderland (1950, Dallas Bower)]
The Bridge Over The Alison Kwai [The Bridge Over The River Kwai (1957, David Lean)]

PROVERB GENERATOR....

AND THE OLD MAN SAYS:
"Scratch my Alison and I'll scratch yours."

AND THE OLD MAN SAYS:
"Don't count your Alisons before they are hatched."

AND THE OLD MAN SAYS:
"Every Alison has his faults."

AND THE OLD MAN SAYS:
"All Alison things must come to an end."

AND THE OLD MAN SAYS:
"Dead Alisons have no friends."

AND THE OLD MAN SAYS:
"There's no Alison without fire."

Oh yeah, did you know they only EVER have six dwarfs in the Disney shop? They NEVER have seven! AND the plural of 'dwarf' is 'dwarves', but in Snow White... it's Dwarfs!
*Useless Disney trivia!*