LOTR
You know your obsessed when:
1. When one of your friends asks if anyone's seen a good movie lately, all the rest of your friends run to cover your mouth!
2. They stop asking the above question.
3. Every one of your last assignments at school has something to do with LOTR, hobbits or likewise.
4. Teachers stop asking you to hand projects in and just give you an A, cause they know what its going to be about and that its going to be perfect!
5. You beg your teacher to let you have a huge party on September 22 because its Bilbo's and Frodo's birthday.
6. You put a sign on your door saying, "Speak friend and enter".
7. When you flip the sign over it says, "You shall not pass!"
8. The band plays the sound track to LOTR; while they are playing you are able to tell you friend exactly what's going on- including every single line of the script.
9. You get annoyed when they leave a song out.
10. On you birthday, you put a sign on the front door saying "No admittance except on party business".
11. When some knocks on you door you shout out the window - "No thank you, I don't want any more visitors, well-wishers or distant relations!"
12. On Canada Day you go to where the fireworks are and try to steal the biggest one (maybe the one that looks like a dragon) take it into a tent and try to set it off (with the whole Pippin/Merry dialogue).
13. When someone knocks you down, or checks you into the boards while playing hockey you take you stick, hold it up to them and say "This is Sting you seen him before haven't you?"
14. After you get sent to the penalty box for that you say "I know what I must do, its just I'm afraid to do it!"
15. In French class someone asks you how to say something, but you don't know it so you say to them "It is the black speak of Mordor, which I dare not utter here."
16. In art class your friend ticks you off, so you take the x-acto knife, hold it up to them and say "This is Sting you've seen him before haven't you?"
17. You somehow relate LOTR to everything you talk about. (Cough Cough, Who me?)
18. You give people who couldn't care less about LOTR presents of posters/action figures/other LOTR stuff hoping that they will give it back to you!
19. If someone says that they think LOTR is stupid, you draw your sword!
20. You get a sword that you could make go blue
21. Every time it glows blue you scream and run!!
22. You notice your enemy looks a lot like an Orc
23. You glue doll hair to you feet so they'll look more like a hobbits.
24. At restaurants you ask for one of the following
*· Tomatoes, sausages, nice crispy bacon
*· Lembas Bread
*· Malt beer and ripe meat off the bone
*· Ffisshhessss
*· Rabbit conies in a nice stew with taters on the side
*· Mushrooms!
25. You get annoyed when they don't have it.
26. You name pets after characters from the book.
27. If they already have a name, then you re-name them.
28. You start a LOTR fan club.
29. You have a ton of members signed up; the sad thing is that most of them are you.
30. The pond behind your house is called the Forbidden Pool.
31. You stare into you birdbath frequently, trying to see "Things that where, things that are and some things that have not yet come to pass."
32. Even though you've seen the movie three times this week, you HAVE to watch it again.
33. You know Elvish.
34. People at the movie theater know who you are, what snacks you want, and where your favorite seat in the theater is - and that's not even the people who work there.
35. A party your at is getting boring so someone asks you to hop on one foot, touch you nose and recite the lines of the movie by memory.
36. The sad thing is you can do it.
37. In Elvish.
38. You know the Frodo dance.
39. You used to think naming your car was stupid, but that was before you named it Shadowfax.
40. You notice your cousin is really short, and then exclaim-That's not fair he/she has Hobbit ancestry.
41. Then you remember that you are related to them and shout out "I'm related to a Hobbit!!"
42. You're taking a night time stroll and you hear someone riding a horse and they are coming up behind you. You shout "Get off the road quick!!" and jump down in the ditch until they have passed.
43. You eat as many meals as possible everyday (at least 7 of them) and feel deprived if you miss one!
44. Not only do you have the movie memorized, but your parents have it memorized as well.
45. You are mortally wounded if you find out your friend has watched the movie, and didn't invite you over.
46. Since you parents won't pay for plastic surgery, you put play-dough on you ears to make them look pointy until you have enough money to pay for it yourself.
47. You legally change you name to your Elvish/Hobbit name.
48. If you use your Elvish name, you also legally change your age to something over 2000 years old.
49. You think Shrek looks remarkably like the cave toll.
50. You start calling your favorite uncle Uncle Bilbo.
51. You know Treebeard is not just a talking tree, and beat up anyone who says he is!
52. Every time you have candles, you blow them out wishing to meet the characters or at least the actors!!
53. You wander through your forest searching for Ents, or even better Entwives!
54. To at least 10 of these you respond " That is sooo me!!!!"
55. You learn archery, horseback riding and how to slide down the stairs at Helm's Deep on a shield while shooting arrows!
56. You take knitting needles, knife or whatever you can find and practice the Legolas knife action.
57. You take a ring off of a bookmark and wear if around your next on a silver chain, drawing away from anyone who tries's to go near it.
58. You take two bear mugs and with a friend, you do the whole bar song!
59. Your dad is starting to argue points about LOTR with, just to prove you don't know as much as you say you do.
60. It never works.
61. You start seeing faces on all the trees you pass.
62. Every time you see one of those trees you do your best old entish.
63. You drink anything someone tells you is Entwash, hoping you'll grow taller.
64. You will sit days on end watching countdowns to ROTK on the inet.
65. Your teacher yells at you because he/she can't read your work through all the LOTR doodles (cough, cough- hey that was only once or twice something along those lines...)
66. Anything and everything that goes wrong (in day-to-day life or internationally) is either the fault of the ring or Sarumon, or Sauron himself! (and their servants.)
67. You have to re-write tests and projects because they are all in Elvish and the teacher can't read it (moron).
68. You search in depth to prove that you are a descendant of Aragorn.
69. Take a pan (cookie sheet, etc.) and slide down the stairs and attempt to aim and shoot nearby objects.
70. If someone takes something of yours you put a pointy object to their throut and say "Let it go or I'll cut your throut!"
71. When your playing goalie in hockey and someone shots the puck at you, you hold your stick up and say "You Shall Not Pass!!"
72. When making a decision you think WWGD - what would Gandalf do.
73. You make a braclet that says WWGD.
74. When one of your friends has insomnia they call you and ask you to tell them about LOTR.
75. The morons who sit behind you will argue about a point in the book, when they haven't even read it, just to get you worked up! (NO Sauron was NOT once a Balrog you idiots!!)
76. Your not so obsessed friends will still do anything LOTR with you because they know you can kick their but in a sword fight!
77. You advertise around the school for anyone whos obsessed with LOTR to come with you and your friends to the premire of the next movie, dressed as characters from the movie.
78. You and a friend dress up as a Hobbit and a Nazgul and act out the Ring being stolen at the premiere of ROTK.
79. You're so good the manager asks to do it at every showing and offers to pay.
80. The Hobbit replies, 'It's not my burden to bear,' while the Nazgul grabs the money and takes off on a winged steed.
Oooooh, dear.... waaaaay too many of these apply... but I've got some good new ideas! And it is really annoying to look at a book of Tolkien sonnets, only to find they've missed out some.... *cough*
1. When one of your friends asks if anyone's seen a good movie lately, all the rest of your friends run to cover your mouth!
2. They stop asking the above question.
3. Every one of your last assignments at school has something to do with LOTR, hobbits or likewise.
4. Teachers stop asking you to hand projects in and just give you an A, cause they know what its going to be about and that its going to be perfect!
5. You beg your teacher to let you have a huge party on September 22 because its Bilbo's and Frodo's birthday.
6. You put a sign on your door saying, "Speak friend and enter".
7. When you flip the sign over it says, "You shall not pass!"
8. The band plays the sound track to LOTR; while they are playing you are able to tell you friend exactly what's going on- including every single line of the script.
9. You get annoyed when they leave a song out.
10. On you birthday, you put a sign on the front door saying "No admittance except on party business".
11. When some knocks on you door you shout out the window - "No thank you, I don't want any more visitors, well-wishers or distant relations!"
12. On Canada Day you go to where the fireworks are and try to steal the biggest one (maybe the one that looks like a dragon) take it into a tent and try to set it off (with the whole Pippin/Merry dialogue).
13. When someone knocks you down, or checks you into the boards while playing hockey you take you stick, hold it up to them and say "This is Sting you seen him before haven't you?"
14. After you get sent to the penalty box for that you say "I know what I must do, its just I'm afraid to do it!"
15. In French class someone asks you how to say something, but you don't know it so you say to them "It is the black speak of Mordor, which I dare not utter here."
16. In art class your friend ticks you off, so you take the x-acto knife, hold it up to them and say "This is Sting you've seen him before haven't you?"
17. You somehow relate LOTR to everything you talk about. (Cough Cough, Who me?)
18. You give people who couldn't care less about LOTR presents of posters/action figures/other LOTR stuff hoping that they will give it back to you!
19. If someone says that they think LOTR is stupid, you draw your sword!
20. You get a sword that you could make go blue
21. Every time it glows blue you scream and run!!
22. You notice your enemy looks a lot like an Orc
23. You glue doll hair to you feet so they'll look more like a hobbits.
24. At restaurants you ask for one of the following
*· Tomatoes, sausages, nice crispy bacon
*· Lembas Bread
*· Malt beer and ripe meat off the bone
*· Ffisshhessss
*· Rabbit conies in a nice stew with taters on the side
*· Mushrooms!
25. You get annoyed when they don't have it.
26. You name pets after characters from the book.
27. If they already have a name, then you re-name them.
28. You start a LOTR fan club.
29. You have a ton of members signed up; the sad thing is that most of them are you.
30. The pond behind your house is called the Forbidden Pool.
31. You stare into you birdbath frequently, trying to see "Things that where, things that are and some things that have not yet come to pass."
32. Even though you've seen the movie three times this week, you HAVE to watch it again.
33. You know Elvish.
34. People at the movie theater know who you are, what snacks you want, and where your favorite seat in the theater is - and that's not even the people who work there.
35. A party your at is getting boring so someone asks you to hop on one foot, touch you nose and recite the lines of the movie by memory.
36. The sad thing is you can do it.
37. In Elvish.
38. You know the Frodo dance.
39. You used to think naming your car was stupid, but that was before you named it Shadowfax.
40. You notice your cousin is really short, and then exclaim-That's not fair he/she has Hobbit ancestry.
41. Then you remember that you are related to them and shout out "I'm related to a Hobbit!!"
42. You're taking a night time stroll and you hear someone riding a horse and they are coming up behind you. You shout "Get off the road quick!!" and jump down in the ditch until they have passed.
43. You eat as many meals as possible everyday (at least 7 of them) and feel deprived if you miss one!
44. Not only do you have the movie memorized, but your parents have it memorized as well.
45. You are mortally wounded if you find out your friend has watched the movie, and didn't invite you over.
46. Since you parents won't pay for plastic surgery, you put play-dough on you ears to make them look pointy until you have enough money to pay for it yourself.
47. You legally change you name to your Elvish/Hobbit name.
48. If you use your Elvish name, you also legally change your age to something over 2000 years old.
49. You think Shrek looks remarkably like the cave toll.
50. You start calling your favorite uncle Uncle Bilbo.
51. You know Treebeard is not just a talking tree, and beat up anyone who says he is!
52. Every time you have candles, you blow them out wishing to meet the characters or at least the actors!!
53. You wander through your forest searching for Ents, or even better Entwives!
54. To at least 10 of these you respond " That is sooo me!!!!"
55. You learn archery, horseback riding and how to slide down the stairs at Helm's Deep on a shield while shooting arrows!
56. You take knitting needles, knife or whatever you can find and practice the Legolas knife action.
57. You take a ring off of a bookmark and wear if around your next on a silver chain, drawing away from anyone who tries's to go near it.
58. You take two bear mugs and with a friend, you do the whole bar song!
59. Your dad is starting to argue points about LOTR with, just to prove you don't know as much as you say you do.
60. It never works.
61. You start seeing faces on all the trees you pass.
62. Every time you see one of those trees you do your best old entish.
63. You drink anything someone tells you is Entwash, hoping you'll grow taller.
64. You will sit days on end watching countdowns to ROTK on the inet.
65. Your teacher yells at you because he/she can't read your work through all the LOTR doodles (cough, cough- hey that was only once or twice something along those lines...)
66. Anything and everything that goes wrong (in day-to-day life or internationally) is either the fault of the ring or Sarumon, or Sauron himself! (and their servants.)
67. You have to re-write tests and projects because they are all in Elvish and the teacher can't read it (moron).
68. You search in depth to prove that you are a descendant of Aragorn.
69. Take a pan (cookie sheet, etc.) and slide down the stairs and attempt to aim and shoot nearby objects.
70. If someone takes something of yours you put a pointy object to their throut and say "Let it go or I'll cut your throut!"
71. When your playing goalie in hockey and someone shots the puck at you, you hold your stick up and say "You Shall Not Pass!!"
72. When making a decision you think WWGD - what would Gandalf do.
73. You make a braclet that says WWGD.
74. When one of your friends has insomnia they call you and ask you to tell them about LOTR.
75. The morons who sit behind you will argue about a point in the book, when they haven't even read it, just to get you worked up! (NO Sauron was NOT once a Balrog you idiots!!)
76. Your not so obsessed friends will still do anything LOTR with you because they know you can kick their but in a sword fight!
77. You advertise around the school for anyone whos obsessed with LOTR to come with you and your friends to the premire of the next movie, dressed as characters from the movie.
78. You and a friend dress up as a Hobbit and a Nazgul and act out the Ring being stolen at the premiere of ROTK.
79. You're so good the manager asks to do it at every showing and offers to pay.
80. The Hobbit replies, 'It's not my burden to bear,' while the Nazgul grabs the money and takes off on a winged steed.
Oooooh, dear.... waaaaay too many of these apply... but I've got some good new ideas! And it is really annoying to look at a book of Tolkien sonnets, only to find they've missed out some.... *cough*