From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this:


What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give more than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they give more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give

over 100%...

How about achieving 103%?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


What makes up 100% in life?


if:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+8+11 = 98%

and:

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E:

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but:

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

and:

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, bullshit and ass kissing will get you over the top!