Okay, it's a bit late, but here's July's quotes list. Minus a few, because I forgot to save them. *shrugs*

Yesh me-sa in Bwielland and it is tres groovible... well, a bit crap really. Smells of tea.

Holiday is going shitely, as planned

willowdancer

Then we went to an Imax show (not sure how this is typically Australian but when you've got an 8 year-old showing you aroud town your perspective is different).

There's this hilarious typo in my (very old) version of The Hobbit. It's right near the end, at the Battle of the Five Armies, or whatever they call it, and you have these goblins pouring over the hillside and the dwarves are coming out of their gaves with their armour gleaming and their axes, roaring cries of "Moira!".

(obviously my subconscious has very bad geography skills).

Yes, Charlie is cute, Seb is sexy and Paul, I want to hit him very hard with a very hard thing.

am beginning to suspect they just hired him to stand around and look pretty. I'm not complaining.

I really loved Hector, who was kind of the Only Sensible Trojan Ever.

This may be Bean's only movie in which he survives. Hurrah for him!

girlonthedock

Goodbye everyone, I'm running away with Bob Dole to raise penguins in Guam.

Fred/George (ugh, I don't understand the twincest.)

Nordstrom's sale is tomorrow, and it would be tragic to pick out ugly shoes due to sleep deprivation.

Making a soft serve ice cream cone is exactly like kissing- you get better with practice and if you don't do it for awhile you get sloppy!

ibelieveinmagic

When he doesnt understand, or he gets pissed off he does this pratty little canter on the spot, refuses to go forward and, if he's really pissed, does little rears. That sounds like he's quite scary, but he's a nice person, just mixed up.

sweet_sadness

i'm currently in the middle of testing "National Lazy Week", an idea of my own design. Sofar, it's is going well.

harruspex

Whenever I hear the really upbeat, dance-type songs, it makes me want to become an African-American girl with a big booty. And shake that booty and do all those funny hip hop dances.

...despite the well known fact that white girls can't dance like that. Reality is harsh, man.

am nearly done with Blithering Wuthering Heights.

professorbilly

(Bonus points for the Georgia Nicholson reference...)

Okay, this isn't exactly a quote, but this is my little brother for you... he thought the lyrics to Roses by Outkast were 'paralysed' instead of 'Caroline', and 'by the thief with the golden calaulator' instead of 'You'd need a golden calculator to divide'.... boys, eh?

Plus this special, maybe-July quote from Dom:

"I saw Troy, and I didn't think much of it, to be honest," Monaghan confesses. "Actually Viggo [Mortensen] and I went to see the movie together. We bought a few extra tickets and were handing them out to people, telling them we were helping out Orlando."