Slightly pissed off that I can't go to Pippa's party tonight well, more than slightly pissed off. Grrr.
Perhaps, on reflection, it wasn't a good idea to spend so long standing in the rain wearing just a bedsheet when I already felt ill. Whups.
Anyway, to cheer anyone up, here's a comedy list.
10 Things To Do In A Public Toilet:
1) Compliment people on their shoes.
2) Introduce yourself to the person in the next stall.
3) Scream 'Oh my GOD! Waht the HELL is THAT?!'
4)Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
5) Ask whether anyone can see your pet River Python.
6) Put clingfilm over the toilet bowl.
7) Write essay questions on the toilet paper.
8) Fake an orgasm.
9) Replace the roll of toilet paper with a roll of sandpaper.
10) Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.
You are Arista! A loyal & down to earth person.
The Little Mermaid - Which of Ariel's Sisters Are You? (disney)
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Your soul is bound to the White Rose: The
Pure.
"I've been waiting in the dark for a long
time, shining my beacon of hope through the
shadow. If you see me, don't you hide your
eyes from me."
The White Rose is associated with purity, honor,
and chastity. It is governed by the goddess
Artemis and its sign is The Cross, or Agape.
As a White Rose, you are a person of your word.
You may have a strong moral code, but
regardless of your virtue, you always stay true
to yourself. To you, love is the most pure of
emotional forms and it's just a matter of
waiting for it to bless you. Some people may
say you are too idealistic, but it's only
because you don't want to mess things up.
What Rose Is Your Soul Bound To?
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You're Flying Without Wings! Number 3 on the
Westlife album and the most well-beloved love
song of theirs. It's mostly sung by Mark, but
Shane does the first verse.
Which of my favorite Westlife songs are you?
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You're Flying Without Wings! Number 3 on the
Westlife album and the most well-beloved love
song of theirs. It's mostly sung by Mark, but
Shane does the first verse.
Which of my favorite Westlife songs are you?
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Hmmm...... I have a real craving for salt and vinegar chipsticks, or Mr Kipling's Lemon Slices... but my throat's too sore to for anything that's not liquid... I'm just writing this here so that when my throat's better, I remember to go eat them! ;)
Perhaps, on reflection, it wasn't a good idea to spend so long standing in the rain wearing just a bedsheet when I already felt ill. Whups.
Anyway, to cheer anyone up, here's a comedy list.
10 Things To Do In A Public Toilet:
1) Compliment people on their shoes.
2) Introduce yourself to the person in the next stall.
3) Scream 'Oh my GOD! Waht the HELL is THAT?!'
4)Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
5) Ask whether anyone can see your pet River Python.
6) Put clingfilm over the toilet bowl.
7) Write essay questions on the toilet paper.
8) Fake an orgasm.
9) Replace the roll of toilet paper with a roll of sandpaper.
10) Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.
You are Arista! A loyal & down to earth person.
The Little Mermaid - Which of Ariel's Sisters Are You? (disney)
brought to you by Quizilla
Your soul is bound to the White Rose: The
Pure.
"I've been waiting in the dark for a long
time, shining my beacon of hope through the
shadow. If you see me, don't you hide your
eyes from me."
The White Rose is associated with purity, honor,
and chastity. It is governed by the goddess
Artemis and its sign is The Cross, or Agape.
As a White Rose, you are a person of your word.
You may have a strong moral code, but
regardless of your virtue, you always stay true
to yourself. To you, love is the most pure of
emotional forms and it's just a matter of
waiting for it to bless you. Some people may
say you are too idealistic, but it's only
because you don't want to mess things up.
What Rose Is Your Soul Bound To?
brought to you by Quizilla
You're Flying Without Wings! Number 3 on the
Westlife album and the most well-beloved love
song of theirs. It's mostly sung by Mark, but
Shane does the first verse.
Which of my favorite Westlife songs are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
You're Flying Without Wings! Number 3 on the
Westlife album and the most well-beloved love
song of theirs. It's mostly sung by Mark, but
Shane does the first verse.
Which of my favorite Westlife songs are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
Hmmm...... I have a real craving for salt and vinegar chipsticks, or Mr Kipling's Lemon Slices... but my throat's too sore to for anything that's not liquid... I'm just writing this here so that when my throat's better, I remember to go eat them! ;)