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Fucking Sexy Accents - A Mouthful of American
Can an (amateur) American Footballer make it to my endzone?
Jan 14
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The Worst Oral Sex I've Ever Had - And how to avoid the same mistake
Advice on cunnilingus from a cunning linguist.
Jan 9
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My Most Popular Posts of 2025
New Year = Old Nostalgia
Jan 1
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'Twas the Fuck Before Christmas
The time of year it's entirely appropriate for a man to empty his sack into my stocking
Dec 15, 2025
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Breaking Bed
Intrusive thoughts and a holiday hookup.
Dec 9, 2025
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Daddy's Christmas Quickie with a Shopping Centre Elf
“Christmas comes but once a year. Personally, I like to cum a little more often than that…”
Dec 5, 2025
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Massage Confessions
A Tale of A Tension Seeker
Dec 1, 2025
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Sex Dreams and Seducing Colleagues
Erin's Ecstasy and making them work for it.
Nov 20, 2025
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Alice's Chest Unveiled!
Staying abreast of future plans.
Nov 13, 2025
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Halloween Horniness - A Costumed Cocking
Getting hammered and then getting *hammered*.
Oct 27, 2025
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[S]ex Roulette
Because turning 30 wasn't enough of a potential EXistential crisis...
Oct 14, 2025
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"Wank you as a Thank you"
My road to turning dirty thirty.
Oct 8, 2025
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Sex on the Beach
Sandjobs, seaman and beach banging. Yes, [Sex]life's a beach.
Oct 1, 2025
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A friendly Cum-petition
AKA: How to really blow a potential threesome.
Sep 18, 2025
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Hello. I'm Alice. I write lengthy, occasionally amusing, and often infuriatingly verbose sexual anecdotes from my life.
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