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I didn’t breach the social contract
And I didn’t land this plane early
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I tried to buy some ice cream
But jk, it was actually a Somali daycare
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Jan 7 • Alexandra
I accidentally chemically straightened my hair
And now I’m a backup Fox News anchor
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Happy New Year, I Have Rabies Now, Probably
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The Penultimate Post
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Star of Wonder
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