Akash Bhat

Hi, I’m Akash!

I market B2B Software by day, and write fiction by night. The internet feels like a neon casino run by optimization junkies, so this blog is my clean escape.

I read constantly (or tell people that I do): books, short stories, essays, especially non-fiction by famous dead people.

My hobbies include history rabbit holes, travel, obscure watches that I definitely don’t need, podcasts, pickleball, ultimate (frisbee), coffee beans processed in absurd ways, and periodic fitness redemption arcs.

I write about i) practical marketing advice for marketers and founders ii) techniques to write better fiction iii) healthy alternatives to slashing tires of people you despise