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Am I the only one who smells something fishy with the US election?!?!

2024-11-09T07:44:47Z

I'm not going all conspiracy theory/election denier shit, but I'm telling you that in my gut something is NOT right with this election. I'm not the only one....a lot of intuitives/witches/astrologers are feeling it too. You can call me crazy but....let me state my case for the court.

1. I know Illinois is a non-factor. it's blue, plain and simple, however in the past when i have dropped off my ballot at a polling location (not mailed....the only time I mailed was when i was going to be out of town in like 2019.), I get an email within 24-48 hours that it's been received...every single Chicago/Illinois election I have voted in since I moved here. NOTHING! I dropped it off on Monday, it's now Friday. absolutely nothing. Also.....when they called the state for Kamala.....there was still over an hour-long + line waiting to vote at the Supercenter Poll in downtown Chicago. I have the photo to prove this. (i know...IL, blue, non-factor, but they literally called it like 2 minutes after the polls closed)

2. That orange grifter has been quiet on social media. TOO QUIET. very out of character quiet for someone who is a twitter addicted, adderall tweaking blowhard bragger. (unless JD Vance, Stephen Miller, Muskrat, someone locked his phone up away from him). all he does is lie and brag about things. you telling me he just defeated a black woman and he has NOTHING to say about it? he lives to gloat. he IMMEDIATELY was tweeting in 2016....he couldn't shut the fuck up. he was tweeting until like 5 in the morning. He hasn't even posted on Truth Social.

3. Kamala's concession speech was too coded. She was too calm and that walk off the stage. I'm a Swiftie, Duranie & I serve in the Britney Army...i am a MASTER of Easter Eggs and coded language. (though i still haven't figured out that damn Karma coffee cup)

4. Alfie Oakes just got raided by the Feds on Nov 7th. Several federal agents from Defense Criminal Investigation Service and state law enforcement agencies were at his home and packing house for an investigation that remains undisclosed but it's rumored to be cases of fraud, bribery, and corruption, including cyber crimes and computer intrusions. He was with Mike Flynn on election night. He had several multi-million dollar government contacts during Trump's presdiency from 2018-2020.

5. the "you don't even have to vote" and the "I don't care about votes, we have a secret" "we have a surprise" comments from the great pumpkin

6. tons of people on tiktok, twitter and threads saying they are checking their ballots online and it says their vote wasn't recorded/received/registered, they didn't vote or they weren't registered to vote when they clearly voted and have evidence they voted. especially in Wisconsin and Pennsylvania (if you live in those states, definitely check your ballots if you can...i know in IL, we cannot track, we have to wait for the email confirmation that our ballots were accepted)

7. psychological projection is real ESPECIALLY with narcissists. Those who accuse partners of cheating are usually the cheaters themselves.

8. He was glazing Elongated Muskrat wayyyyyy too much. when have you ever known this man to talk more about someone else than he does patting himself on his own back?!?

9. bomb threats at polling sites in known blue districts, but not a single one in a purple or red. Some of the bomb threats have been confirmed to come from Russian sources.

10. the math simply isn't fucking mathing and that's coming from someone who SUCKS at math (well unless it's money or sports playoff magic numbers)

Hard Rock Stadium is cursed.

2024-09-14T05:59:29Z

I'm sure if you're a sports fan, you've seen the footage of Miami Dolphins quarterback suffering like his 4th concussion in like 3 years on Thursday night when the Dolphins played the Buffalo Bills in Miami at Hard Rock Stadium. This is what happens when you build your stadium on a former native american burial ground. That being the Tequesta aka the first people to inhabit what we now know as Miami. this shit is like the movie Poltergeist….these mother fuckers probably didn’t move the actual bodies! (google is free is you don't know what I'm talking about). Anyway, Tua's career is probably done. The Dolphins season is probably done and they're probably looking at another 5-year rebuild plan because franchise quarterbacks don't just happen overnight. The Dolphins backup quarterback, Skylar Thompson is more useless than a battery-less vibrator (at least a vibrator with dead batters can still be used as a dildo). The only thing we are winning with Skylar Thompson is the number 1 pick in the draft that we probably owe to some other team anyway. Oh and it's right after Tua signed a massive contract extension with guaranteed money.

now....since Halloween spooky season is upon us, let's check out some more Hard Rock Stadium "Curse of the Tequesta" lore that proves it is a real thing.

- 2024: Three people were injured when an oven at a concession stand exploded (August), pure chaos at the Copa America final between Colombia & Argentina (July), Tyreek Hill's arrest (Sept), Tua's injury (Sept); Bills fan killed outside Dolphins' stadium, not game related, was shot by someone road raging. (january); Tyreek Hill house fire (January) Messi non-contact inury while playing for Inter Miami (July)

-2023: Tennessee Titans overcame a 14-point deficit in the final three minutes to stun the Dolphins (December)

- 2022: Gaga was 17 songs into her Chromatica Ball show at Hard Rock Stadium when she stopped mid-performance cuz a lightning storm swept into the area. The show never resumed. (sept); A car fire ended up destroying eight vehicles in the parking lot of the Hard Rock Stadium during the Miami Dolphins against the New England (sept)

- 2018: Dolphins fan has to have a portion of his toe amputated when when a heavy piece of marble slab fell off the bar and landed on his foot while waiting for a drink.

-2016: Ten minutes before the draft was set to begin, Laremy Tunsil's Twitter account showed a video of him wearing a gas mask and smoking from a bong. The Dolphins still drafted him.

-2007: rain starts pouring during Prince's halftime performance. Part of the stage wheeled over a cable and severed the cable, and some very heroic guy had to plug in this cable in a pouring rainstorm and probably risked electrocution. Lighting crew guy took his pliers and stripped the insulation off the three cables. And he inserted them into a plug, just raw, and held that for the entire 12-and-a-half-minute duration, in the rain. To keep the lights and all that working.” (I truly believe the only reason he wasn't electrocuted is because it was freaking Prince. The native spirits showed some mercy)

-2006: Dolphins team doctors refused to clear Drew Brees due to his surgically repaired right shoulder; they sign Daunte Culpepper instead. They go 6-10. Brees signs with Saints, they go to the NFC Championship.

-2005-06: Nick Saban, nuff said.

The Miami Hurricanes football team has won 5 National Championships and all of them happened while playing in the Orange Bowl. (1983, 1987, 1989, 1991, 2001). The Hurricanes won 80% of their games since 1983 at the Orange Bowl, but since moving to Hard Rock Stadium in 2008, the Hurricanes have only had one bowl win and have only won 37.5% of their games. 61 of the 65 Power 5 programs have more bowl wins over that span. Prior to that, Miami had a solid 18-13 bowl-game record. (these numbers may have change, there is no date on the article i found these stats)

Since moving to the stadium in 1987, the Miami Dolphins have had zero Super Bowl appearances, haven't won a playoff game in almost 25 years, second only to the Browns for most coaching and most QB turnover. Their last Super Bowl appearance was 4 months before the initial native american remains were unearthed at the site of the current Hard Rock Stadium

Neither the Dolphins nor the Hurricanes have had a big win since moving to Hard Rock Stadium, but multiple heartbreaking losses.

But Amy....Why did the Marlins win two World Series rings while playing there? My theory is that they were not in existence when the stadium was built & one big Curse of the Tequesta troll job. Years later, they moved to Marlins Park after robbing Miamians of billions of dollars so the team could — wait for it — tear down the stadium where the Dolphins and Hurricanes reaped all of their success. Now the Marlins suck on the ground the Hurricanes and Dolphins never should have left, and Miamians will be paying for the ballpark on that land for decades. Checkmate, Tequesta Indians. A terrible baseball team stomps on the grave of the greatest stadium ever built in Miami, and the Dolphins and Hurricanes play on an Indian burial ground.

Taylor Swift will play Hard Rock Stadium October 18–20 2024. I hope she packs a lot of sage and finds a way to honour the Tequesta either on stage or in her dressing room or cleaning cart before the shows. Good luck Tay Tay.

still here but not really

2024-08-26T07:12:30Z

does anyone even look at this stuff anymore? anyway, here's where you can find me.

twiter (yes we dead name it): amyharber

tiktok: amyharber

youtube: aimercat

instagram: amydharber

LiveJournal is 25: interesting facts about me and my blog

2024-04-17T04:28:37Z

1. LJ appeared in April 1999, the year when I… a student at THE Ohio State University

2. As a child, I wanted to become a…pro tennis player, model and even at one point a teacher.

3. My favorite school subject was…history

4. The tune of my carefree youth is...anything Duran Duran.

5. A book (or an author) that influenced me: Dave Grohl's Storyteller influenced me to write a book

6. A city (or cities) I truly love: Chicago, Cleveland, NYC, Toronto, Sydney, London, Dublin

7. I started an LJ blog in 2000 because I wanted...to just get all my ADHD thoughts out of my head

8. The catch phrase that nearest and dearest recognize me by…it's not ego, i'm just that good.

9. A movie I’m never tired to watch again: Major League, Highlander, Clerks

10. When I was 25, I liked to…party way too much.

11. I can’t live a day without…coffee, duran duran, taylor swift, sports

12. An LJ post I’d like to recommend to everyone…my post about Chief Wahoo and why there are bigger concerns in the native american community than sports names, mascots and logos.

13. I’m proud of…surviving

14. If I could give advice to myself from 1999, I’d…stop wasting times on guys not worthy of your time and don't let sexism drive you out of working in sports.

15. My favorite LJ blog(s): all the ones that brought me life long friends

16. My favorite LJ community (-ies): not really active in them anymore

17. A dish (or a food product) I learned to like only as an adult: guacamole.

18. Within these 25 years I’ve visited…too many places to list.

19. My favorite cure for sadness is…duran duran and taylor swift

20. If I didn’t have to work, I’d do...i would just travel

21. My superpower is…i'm unfuckablewith. no word forged can scathe me

22. A useful skill I’d like to teach younger generations is…stay flexible. your back will thank you when you're the age i am now.

23. If I could spend a day as an animal, that would be…cheetah or lion.

24. The way I’d like to grow old is…like fine wine.

25. I’m grateful to LJ for…the friends it brought me even though we're not active here anymore.

Why Trevor Bauer isn't signed isn't what you think

2024-03-12T04:48:39Z

I HAVE EMERGED FROM MY YOUTUBE LIVE STREAMING RETIREMENT!!!

I can't wait to anger all the Barstool Bros with my Trevor Bauer take and have them tell me i'm fat, ugly, old and look like a man. other option: i get told i'm just "jealous" that Trevor Bauer won't f*ck me. What gets me are the women who are simpin for him to come play for their fave teams....gross. have some more respect for yourself and maybe go seek some therapy to understand why you are so in heat for such a crap person.

I speak truths though and well, those guys don't like to hear truths. why? cuz they probably treat females in a similar fashion.

For the record, i thought he was a crappy human clear back in 2016.

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12.25: Season 1 Episode 2

2024-01-01T07:38:21Z

happy new year's day my darling aliens.....check me out in this fresh episode of 12:25 The Christmas Files.

https://youtu.be/Cl0l6ljWa30?si=o7a0nrEf5oLd4sY7

should i start blogging again

2023-12-15T09:33:34Z

hmmmmm, should i come back harder than a 90s trend in 2024?!?! return to Livejournal by giving everyone updates on the book i'm writing about my 40 years of being a Duranie and how i went to 16 shows this year alone?

Tomboy Beauty: Walmart Halloween 2021

2022-04-21T06:03:26Z

Unboxing the Halloween 2021 Walmart beauty box featuring products from Lottie London, Milani Cosmetics, Profusion Cosmetics, Revlon, Wet N Wild, invisibobble. Theme: Wickedly Glam

Tomboy Beauty: Ipsy February 2022

2022-03-11T08:10:41Z

Unboxing the February 2022 Ipsy glambag featuring products from Complex Culture, Eco Lips, Goldfaden MD, Hipdot, Peek Beauty. Theme: Full Hearts

part 2: McDonalds Hacks: Land Air & Sea burger

2022-02-13T07:27:44Z

Part 2 of my attempting to eat the Land, Air and Sea burger from the McDonald's Hacks menus. What is it? well you're just going to have to watch to find out. Anthony Bourdain is probably rolling in his grave knowing that such a monstrosity exists. You will def need something for indigestion or a referral to a cardiologist after eating this thing.

trying the McDonald's Hacks Land Air & Sea burger

2022-02-10T22:44:20Z

Watch as I attempt to eat the Land, Air and Sea burger from the McDonald's Hacks menus. What is it? well you're just going to have to watch to find out. Anthony Bourdain is probably rolling in his grave knowing that such a monstrosity exists.

Tomboy Beauty: Ipsy October 2021

2022-02-07T08:25:40Z

Unboxing the October 2021 Ipsy glambag featuring products from Theorie, Murad, TheBalm Cosmetics, TonyMoly, FARAH brushes. Theme: Pretty Wicked

The Miami Dolphins are a HOT DAMN MESS & Stephen Ross HAS to go!!!

2022-02-02T09:01:55Z

Reacting to the class action lawsuit filed by former (but should be STILL) head coach Brian Flores against the Miami Dolphins of the NFL. 1. Brian Flores should've never been fired 2. Stephen Ross is a piece of crap owner 3. Dolphins fans deserve better. Joe Robbie & Coach Shula are probably both rolling in their graves If the NFL doesn't make Ross sell the team, then I call Bullshit!

Tomboy Beauty: Birchbox October 2021

2022-02-01T08:52:24Z

Unboxing the October 2021 Birchbox featuring products from Balance Me, Benefit Cosmetics, Comfort Zone, Commodity, Juara. Theme: Fall in Love With You

Tomboy Beauty: Ipsy September 2021

2022-01-31T08:14:29Z

Unboxing the September 2021 Ipsy glambag featuring products from Glow on 5th, Goldfaden MD, Les Beauty, Grace & Stella, Item Beauty. Theme: Back to Life

Tomboy Beauty: Birchbox September 2021

2022-01-30T08:42:17Z

Unboxing the September 2021 Birchbox featuring products from Arrow, Balance Me, Onekind, R+Co, This Works. Theme: Skincare Rituals

Tomboy Beauty: Walmart Summer 2021

2022-01-29T08:14:45Z

Unboxing the Summer 2021 Walmart Beauty Box featuring products from Cetaphil, Listerine, Suave, cleen beauty, Wet N Wild. Theme: Head to Toe Glow

Tomboy Beauty: Ipsy August 2021

2022-01-28T07:53:16Z

Unboxing the August 2021 Ipsy glambag featuring products from Milk Makeup, Moroccan Magic, Verso Skincare, Rodial, Saint Luxe. Theme: Wanderlust

Tomboy Beauty: Birchbox August 2021

2022-01-27T07:03:01Z

Unboxing the August 2021 Birchbox featuring products from Aceology, Art Naturals, Glow Recipe, Minus 417, PCA Skin. Theme: Casual Confessions

Tomboy Beauty: Ipsy July 2021

2022-01-26T07:22:13Z

Unboxing the July 2021 Ipsy glambag featuring products from Purlisse, Kaleido Cosmetics, Hipdot, RealHer, First Aid Beauty. Theme: Stay Golden

Tomboy Beauty: Birchbox July 2021

2022-01-25T08:23:40Z

Unboxing the July 2012 Birchbox featuring products from Davines, Kiehl's, Megababe, Real Chemistry, The Good Patch. Theme: Less Is More

Tomboy Beauty: Ipsy June 2021

2022-01-23T08:24:31Z

Unboxing the June 2021 Ipsy glambag featuring products from Purlisse Beauty, Tarte Cosmetics, Iby Beauty, YC Collection, FARAH brushes. Theme: Do You

Tomboy Beauty: Birchbox June 2021

2022-01-22T08:43:27Z

Unboxing the June 2021 Birchbox featuring products from Bumble and Bumble, Commodity, Dr. Botanicals, Kiehl's, Pur-lisse. Theme: Summer Is Here

Tomboy Beauty: Walmart Spring 2021

2022-01-21T03:01:17Z

Unboxing the Spring 2021 Walmart beauty box featuring products from Scunci, Dashing Diva, Hello toothpaste, Olay, Humphrey's. Theme: Fresh Air

Tomboy Beauty: Birchbox January 2022

2022-01-20T08:25:45Z

Unboxing the January 2022 Birchbox beauty box featuring products from Arrow, Benefit Cosmetics, COMModity, Number 4, Oribe. Theme: Refresh, Renew Re-You