Dropping Pounds with No Exercise?
For just 3 easy installments of $19.95, I can share with you the magic weightloss secret that lets you eat what you want, drink a glass of wine or two per day, eat delightful desserts and shed pounds while you haven't done a lick of exercise. Do not be fooled by competitors, the Beezers Secret of The Ages Diet will have you gasping at your scale and fitting into your skinny jeans.
Have a baby.
No seriously. When that baby gets to be about 8-9 months, they will learn how to crawl and get into everything. You will then find that you can't eat more than half your meals, and even then it will be over a 2-3 hour period. You'll also find yourself running around, crawling on all fours, dashing to prevent your baby from falling down the stairs and, all on about 3 hours of sleep. Before you know it, your severe fatigue, lack of sitting down to peaceful meals and running about your house lugging a 20 plus pound baby around will have you dropping sizes like a bad habit. And after a few weeks of this routine, you'll even lose your appetite and desire to exercise. Your body will switch into Self Preservation Mode and you will reserve all of your muscular and mental energy for childcare, performing basic work tasks and not falling asleep at the wheel of your car.
All joking aside, I need to get some rest/sleep soon. We're going on week two of raising a baby with an extreme amount of energy, hightened mobility and a completely whacked out sleep schedule. So, Tim and I are basically zombies.
:*(
We're excited for tonight because we're going to a wedding and my mom is watching Story overnight. AKA we can get a full night's sleep without worrying about the baby. This will be heaven, I tell you!
Have a baby.
No seriously. When that baby gets to be about 8-9 months, they will learn how to crawl and get into everything. You will then find that you can't eat more than half your meals, and even then it will be over a 2-3 hour period. You'll also find yourself running around, crawling on all fours, dashing to prevent your baby from falling down the stairs and, all on about 3 hours of sleep. Before you know it, your severe fatigue, lack of sitting down to peaceful meals and running about your house lugging a 20 plus pound baby around will have you dropping sizes like a bad habit. And after a few weeks of this routine, you'll even lose your appetite and desire to exercise. Your body will switch into Self Preservation Mode and you will reserve all of your muscular and mental energy for childcare, performing basic work tasks and not falling asleep at the wheel of your car.
All joking aside, I need to get some rest/sleep soon. We're going on week two of raising a baby with an extreme amount of energy, hightened mobility and a completely whacked out sleep schedule. So, Tim and I are basically zombies.
:*(
We're excited for tonight because we're going to a wedding and my mom is watching Story overnight. AKA we can get a full night's sleep without worrying about the baby. This will be heaven, I tell you!