In 2024 I fell hard—for TV shows, books, beauty products, and probably even a ~fictional~ man or two. From the binge watches that stole my weekends to the skincare product that turned me into a walking infomercial—and, oh, that little debut romcom of my own—here’s everything I couldn’t shut up about this year.

What made your 2024? Give me all your obsessions in the comments!

my greatest love, this dyson stick vacuum

I impulse ordered the Dyson V8 Cordless Vacuum Cleaner on Black Friday because it was $170 off. Honestly, sometimes a great deal and (very) light research is all I need to smash that BUY NOW button. I texted my mom, “do you know anything about stick vacuums?” She did not. I scanned the comments. Everyone seemed to love this vacuum except some crabby dude who said the battery only lasted for forty minutes.

Who the fuck wants to vacuum for more than forty minutes???

Anywhoozie, the Dyson arrived and I got her charged up and took her out for a test run, and let me tell …