My life would rock like a song.
Here's the daily 3rd grader report. XD
Least PC Mispellings:
1. The boy walked up to me and sed how did you gays finde it?
2. People will call you frutcock!
Weirdest Locale:
Shamu Heaven
Most Creative Spelling:
Taycit to the jullery star and the myooseam.
Best Closing Lines:
1. Then I turned my little brother into a Buttwipe and he said "Boom Shaka Laka Boom!"
2. My life would rock like a song.
3. (After a 2 page story about these two nice sisters and the snake king they found) The snake and the sisters died. The end.
4. But the gold negets [nuggets] turned out to be chicken negets and they ate them in the pork [park].
Obvious opening line for the kid who wrote a story about pirate gold:
One day I was playing with me lads.
Spelling most resembling Olde English-e:
Stodint wus cuvrd in blud.
Most Stereotypical 8-year-old response:
I wish I was a cowboy and a ples [police] and I wish for a dog and for toys. I wish I was cool.
Fun mispellings:
Wriwerd = Reward
Fifut = Favorite
Saitass = Scientist
Sumffingu = Something
Pokbots = Polka Dots
I started reading Summerland by Michael Chabon and even though I don't care about baseball it's really interesting. It's got all this Native American and Norse mythology woven into the main story about a kid who sucks at baseball. And I just saw in this week's EW that Chabon wrote another book and I need to get my hands on it. Pronto.
Apologies if anyone feels like I've been neglecting them lately. By the time I get home from work I have to skip back=240 on my f-list. That's after not checking it for 16 hours. Out of frakking control, I tell you. I need to do a f-list cut soon. Those are always fun.
Not.
Least PC Mispellings:
1. The boy walked up to me and sed how did you gays finde it?
2. People will call you frutcock!
Weirdest Locale:
Shamu Heaven
Most Creative Spelling:
Taycit to the jullery star and the myooseam.
Best Closing Lines:
1. Then I turned my little brother into a Buttwipe and he said "Boom Shaka Laka Boom!"
2. My life would rock like a song.
3. (After a 2 page story about these two nice sisters and the snake king they found) The snake and the sisters died. The end.
4. But the gold negets [nuggets] turned out to be chicken negets and they ate them in the pork [park].
Obvious opening line for the kid who wrote a story about pirate gold:
One day I was playing with me lads.
Spelling most resembling Olde English-e:
Stodint wus cuvrd in blud.
Most Stereotypical 8-year-old response:
I wish I was a cowboy and a ples [police] and I wish for a dog and for toys. I wish I was cool.
Fun mispellings:
Wriwerd = Reward
Fifut = Favorite
Saitass = Scientist
Sumffingu = Something
Pokbots = Polka Dots
I started reading Summerland by Michael Chabon and even though I don't care about baseball it's really interesting. It's got all this Native American and Norse mythology woven into the main story about a kid who sucks at baseball. And I just saw in this week's EW that Chabon wrote another book and I need to get my hands on it. Pronto.
Apologies if anyone feels like I've been neglecting them lately. By the time I get home from work I have to skip back=240 on my f-list. That's after not checking it for 16 hours. Out of frakking control, I tell you. I need to do a f-list cut soon. Those are always fun.
Not.