http://www.theonion.com/onion3526/nobody_understands_me.html
http://www.theonion.com/onion3528/cuddliness_to_new_level.html
http://www.theonion.com/onion3932/i_have_an_ipod.html
http://www.theonion.com/onion3726/better_rubaiyat.html

the opinions section has always been a perennial favorite. just marking ones i hadn't read until now.

and some i have read that still make me giggle:
http://www.theonion.com/onion3117/seemypenis.html
http://www.theonion.com/onion3514/todays_women.html
http://www.theonion.com/onion3908/would_you_care_to.html
http://www.theonion.com/onion3722/you_hurt_me_just_now.html
http://www.theonion.com/onion3606/genetic_material.html
http://www.theonion.com/onion3636/counterpoint_technology.html
http://www.theonion.com/onion3510/european_romantic.html
http://www.theonion.com/onion3837/point-counterpoint_wines.html
and of course
http://www.theonion.com/archive/archive_smooveb.php