that i might be so cool ;)

wu tang moniker generator, courtesy of sanssouci's journal link.

your Wu-Name is
World-Class Programmah
Use it wisely, soldier.

other incarnations might be
Inscrutable Drama Queen
Victorian Cow
Illegitimate Muslim Fundamentalist
New Fast Automatic F-REEK
and or
Partially-Formed Transformah (the most fitting, maybe...well, besides the obvious bullseye, "victorian cow," eh)

c'mon. you know you actually want to.