Quote:Cicerone claimed: he [God] doesn't do anything by being omnipresent. He looks, and laughs, and enjoys the show on earth.
He's supposed to be omnipotent, but he is powerless to do anything. Do you know why?
Yes mate, I know why..

God set up this earth as a testing ground (Adam and Eve were the first to flunk). Cue one of my stunning articles-
GOLD BERET
Just as Army Regiments award the beige beret (SAS), green beret (US Special Forces) and red beret (Paras), so does God award us a gold beret if we pass his test.
The only success that matters is getting through the Life Assault Course:-
"All creation groans in pain from the beginning til now" (Rom 8:22)
And it sorts the men from the boys:-
"We must go through many hardships to enter the kingdom of God" (Acts 14:22)
Jesus welcomes anybody into his squad:-
"Whoever comes to me I'll never turn away" (John 6:37)
And he'll lead by example:-
"Whoever does not carry his own cross and come after me cannot be my disciple" (Luke 14:27)
The C.O. shows no favouritism:-
"God didn't spare his own son" (Rom 8:32)
So if he can hack it so can we:-
"We share in Jesus's sufferings in order to share in his glory" (Rom 8:17)
And others have stayed the course too:-
"I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith" (2 Tim 4:7)
Then if we qualify we win the 'Gold Beret':-
"Blessed is the man who perseveres under trial, because when he has stood the test, he will receive the crown of life.." (James 1:12)
Waddya say Bob?
"Take the pain! TAKE THE PAIN!"