The A2K Melee II

/brings a subpoena/

Hey kickster, how ya been?

I don't know any kickycan!

<begins beating Jespah with a drumstick>

Kickster. Sounds like a goddammed immigrant.

<after beating Jespah repeatedly, stomps around trying to corner more vicims>

King Kong ain't got nothin' on me! Come on, maggots!!!

Simon Brodkin.



For anyone who wants to know how he did it here's a longer version.



As this is all about Nazi symbolism I think it's important to point out that Brodkin is Jewish, and he doesn't use the swastika lightly.

well look what the cat dragged in...

I ain't a-skeered of you, varmint!

Can I bring some toys into the game?

<pushes izzythepush into the thorny bushes at the edge of the playground and laughs as izzy screams in pain>

<Looks out window, closes blinds.>

Ow!

/brings a strychnine-laced cake/

Hungry?

<stomps Region's head, laughing even more maniacally>

<Throws a rock through McG's window>

Toys are for LOSERS!

<smashes tonka truck in Tsarstepan's face, laughing even MORE maniacally>

<suspiciously takes a bite of cake>

The cake at Mara Lago is much better! This is low-grade dog---

Aaak...AAAACCHHHH...

<Celebrating Trump sharing the Earth's resources with me!>
Thank you Donald!
<Looks for a frame...>

Comes a'running from a far, far away place.

Hey you, YOU! Leave these people alone!

*Karate kicks bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken to the ground

<waking up on the ground with cake frosting smeared all over his face>

Damn it, that's the second time this week somebody's tried to poison me with a cake.

Luckily I've built up a tolerance from the countless attempted-poisonings I've endured from my wives and children over the years.

<feels the air move as a karate kick barely misses his giant pumpkin-like head. He turns and notices neptuneblue. More importantly, he notices his bucket of chicken scattered all over the sandbox>

Oh, that will not do at all, neptunepoo!

<lifts a fat flabby arm and snaps fingers>Fat Willie! CHICKEN ME!

<William Barr immediately materializes before him, holding two more full buckets of chicken. Trump grabs them both and snaps his fingers again. Barr disappears and Trump heads toward Neptuneblue doing what he thinks are the best karate kicks ever.>

You think you know karate? No one knows karate like I do, Be-LIEVE me! I know karate better than, like, great Karate people! Hee-YAH! Hoo-HA! Haaii-KARATE! Bing Bong Bing!...

Here Kicky Kicky!


I found a hole ... perfectly in your shape. It was made for you! Enter it. Own it. Let it consume you. Never leave its embrace. Nothing bad will happen to you if you merge with it and become one with it.


I swear!