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Quote:Who's up for witnessing this one?
I'll likely have to decline as my likelihood of being...well, it just aint too likely in present form. Perhaps a reincarnated self will be able - um, what'll your name be then?
Quote:Question: His do I store a bottle...single malt 50-year-old whiskey?
By the time this astronomical event occurs it will be 150 year old whiskey.
One method is to drain the bottle dry this year (drink it now!). If held on for the next 100 years, just keep it out of the sunlight and in a cool place. Is there a dungeon available for long term leasing? The cool dark storage offers an indefinite storage span.
And if it has a cork, which many of the finer quality whiskeys have, check the cork occasionally as they have an annoying habit of deterioration. That of course would ruin the beverage.
In the meantime, a little traveling music from Shocking Blue (I prefer theirs over Bananarama):