@Seizan,
of course, all of our superpowers are real...
@Seizan,
Seizan wrote:
My Mom could put whole rooms full of people to sleep simply by opening the Magic Book of Baby Photos...
What a coincidence, my grand dad could do the same thing by setting up the projector and showing his favorites slides of cruise ship Buffet Tables. These pics made him so happy my superpower of snoring loudly would go unnoticed.
@glitterbag,
Was there food on them, or was it just the tables?
@izzythepush,
Ha, yes a ton of food he would explain platter by platter, ice sculptures and anything else edible.
@glitterbag,
I can reply to word games without using Google or dictionary.com to cheat
(most of the ... some of the time) ....
@tsarstepan,
I can always find the needle in a haystack.
Or maybe it finds me...
A few of my cats have the amazing ability to turn our dinner into cat food instantly, simply by sneezing on it.
A few others have Super Drool that does the same thing...
@Seizan,
Superman's flight power is scientifically useless?
@farmerman,
Super lative is the best power.
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:
Super lative is the best power.
Super laxative is a revolting, nasty, brutal power that might work for supervillains (and hopefully isn't self-directed unless truly medically needed at the time).
Our bulldog is actually a furry black hole into which all food disappears. I believe he may be responsible for the disappearance of three kitchen chairs, at least one burglar, a small Japanese car, and the building that used to be down our street. And he's always hungry...
@tsarstepan,
you're not supposed to google in word games....what fun is that? Oh ****, do other people use google?????
Brian has the ability to customized the smell of his farts.
(Part One) and (Part Two)
MAD TV (Part One)
MAD TV (Part two)
@glitterbag,
glitterbag wrote:
you're not supposed to google in word games....what fun is that? Oh ****, do other people use google?????
What can I say? I don't trust spellcheck to grab all spelling mistakes and I also like to verify the actual definitions to words I'm vaguely familiar with but can't remember the nuances of their respective definitions.
And that post is almost two years old. Pretty musty for such a late reply.
@samyboy27,
We have a friend who has super housecleaning powers.
@farmerman,
We need him at my place. His archenemy lives here -- a cat that has super housedirtying powers...
@Seizan,
She. Guys are naturally messy, (mostly, Im projecting here)
