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Sun 17 Jul, 2016 05:02 pm
Post them as you think of them. My first choice is an empty chair with Clint Eastwood's name on it.
I really wish they'd get the Thrilla from Wasilla
How about Darth Vader himself, Dick Cheney. Donald, I am your father.
Let's not forget about the skillful public speaker and debater Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona. Trust me, as hard as it is to watch, you can't turn away. She would be almost as good as Clint Eastwood talking to an empty chair.
How about George W. "Is our children learning?" Bush!
That staunch NRA champion, Porky "Be vewy vewy quiet!" Pig
Ooo I got a good one.. how about Donald Trump? That'd be hilarious
Grand Wizard David Duke of the Ku Klux Klan-he says he's voting for him.
Lois Griffin and Mayor Adam West from (Family Guy) would both make great speakers at the Republican Convention. The two of them really know how to motivate and excite their audiences. Here's a sample of their work.
Here's another amazing speaker in the Republican party. Texas Governor Rick Perry would be an awesome speaker at the Republican Convention. Here's a sample of his work.
Scott Baio .
- Oh, wait. He really is going to be there.
Theodore Roosevelt and Abe Lincoln to remind people what Republicans are supposed to be about (although since they're both dead... ).