Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart

now if we could only get them to agree to a murder/suicide, we'd be getting somewhere

Pretty stupid for Pattinson given that Stewart was caught on camera cheating on him. She wasn't even trying to be discrete. For every time she got caught, there were probably ten times when she wasn't so unless he's good with that going forward, he should know what to expect.

Exactly, I wonder how long the relationship will last this time? Couple months?

To say nothing of having any babies that come along DNA tested.

Who are they? I've never heard of them.

Hell I am 63 myself and never seen one of their movies but even I know who they are...............

Think teen love set in a universe were werewolves and vampires are in conflict.

I've got 10 years on you, pardner -- 73 going on 74. Know nothing about most current celebrities unless they're really, really big. Even then . . .
[Basically, who gives a s**t?]

My understanding is Pattinson plays a sparkly vampire and Stewart plays a mopey human in a movie series called Twilight, much beloved by the teen girl demographic. They've been in a relationship off camera since the first movie came out. She was caught on camera having a fling with her middle aged, married director and a tabloid splashed all the pictures all over the Internet. Will Ferrell (comedian and movie star) did a skit on Conan where he railed against her, calling her a "trampire" and trampire was the Internet word of the week. Fans of the movie and couple went into meltdown. She publicly apologized and begged him to take her back, but for a while it looked like he had some common sense.

Well, at least Will Ferrell isn't a totally unknown name to me.