DO YOU BELIEVE IN DOG?

Worthy goals..

I love it when someone gets into the true spirit of a thread . . .

Are there any Asian dogs at a2k? I want to ask them a question.

Do tan dogs take offence if you call them orange? I need to know this, so please tell me.

I'm an atheist, so I'm thinking:
Dog-gone

PS Firefly..your post was brilliantly written and illustrated.

Of course there are..

Let them stand up and be counted!

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That is blasphemy! DOG TELLS ME TO TURN AWAY FROM CLOWNS LIKE YOU! YOU WILL WAKE UP WITH FLEAS FOR MOCKING DOG!

I have reported your post. And I added you to my IGNORE list.

I study the Book of Dog--Dog gives us ALL THE ANSWERS.

Just trying to show the world of the hate-filled propaganda made by the infidels who hate dogs for their freedom.

Mighty Dog sends puppies into the world to stain our carpets. That teaches us humility. I want to visit the pet store because they have cute puppies and having a puppy might make me a better person. But I don't have experience with puppies. I don't even have a carpet.

How should I act with a puppy?

Is it racist to put leashes on Asian dogs? Do I have to speak Chinese to a Shar Pei puppy?

How can I say, "Do you need to make wee wee?" in Chinese?

Can one of you IDIOTS give me advice? WHY ARE YOU IGNORING THIS POST? If you are anti-Dog, DON'T BOTHER TO REPLY.

This thread is not for atheists! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK! And you never answered the 356 PMs I sent you. IDIOT!

Dog has told us that, "In the beginning there was the WOOF..." I live by that WOOF. I study that WOOF. I only want to talk to people who WOOF the way I do.

Aren't there any other born again Doggers at A2K?

Comics are BIG BUSINESS. Dog is BIG BUSINESS. Creating Dog themed comics is a GREAT IDEA $$$$$. I have GREAT IDEAS! It will teach kids about DOG. $$$$. It will make me rich $$$$. But I want to do it to bring kids closer to DOG $$$$. Kids need to learn the right way to woof. $$$$.
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY MOTIVES! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? IF I WIND UP RICH IT WILL BE BECAUSE DOG WANTS ME TO BE RICH, AND IT IS NONE OF YOUR FRIGGIN BUSINESS!

Why are non-believers spamming this thread? I have reported all of you. From now on, I am putting EVERYONE ON IGNORE.

Can I change the tags on this thread? I'd like to know how to merchandise T-shirts, hats, and action toys to go with my Dog themed superhero comics $$$$.


DOG IS GREAT $$$$.

Ah yes, the marriage of religion and greed . . . a match literally made in heaven . . .

Why do so few people at A2K seem to be wearing Dog Tags, to identify them as followers of Dog?

Why aren't more threads at A2K devoted to discussing Dog?

All over the world, we see terrorism from Cat jihad. The Cattists scratch and claw and leave their mark everywhere. Dog homes become defiled by scattered litter and shredded furniture. Families are ripped apart when a Cattist marries a Dogger--how will the children be raised?

Our children are given false idols--like Cat Woman, Puss in Boots, and (gasp) The Aristocats. We must stop this seduction of our young! Our children need Dog images--more Dog images--in their schools, in their toys and games and books, in the media.


The Cattists delight in mocking Dog with images like this:


The Cattists portray our beloved Dog as a drooler:


The Cattists claim that only Cat is clean, that Cat cleans Itself, while Dog is dirty, hates bathing, and carries disease--even our most revered Snoopy:


We must stop this abomination! We must marshall our forces! Onward Doggone Soldiers! Spread the Word of Dog! Bring salvation to the world! Destroy all traces of satanic Cat!

DRIVE THE CATTISTS OUT OF OUR MIDST! THEIR SCRATCHING POSTS MUST BE DESTROYED

Only the followers of Dog are good . All others are evil.


Dog is joy! Dog is love! Dog is Truth!

see, here's the problem.

you wanna destroy all the scratching posts, but you whine about shredded furniture.

and you wonder why we dis Dog...

You Cattists dis Dog because...
DOG IS MAN'S BEST FRIEND!
and you Cat followers can't match that!

TRUST IN DOG! ONLY DOG LOVES YOU UNCONDITIONALLY!

Dog doesn't like vegetarians much.

just sayin'...

Bullshit . . . that's just more bacon for Dog . . .

Dog walks into a room.

two people, one on each side. one smells like meat, one like vegetables.

what does Dog do?

end of story...

Dog doesn't like vegetarians AT ALL. Dog created us in HIS/HER own image--Dog made meat for us to devour and enjoy! We are closer to Dog when we eat MEAT!


Vegetarianism is an EVIL cult. It destroys souls and warps hearts! We Doggers must seek out and find these awful Vegetarians. They are SO nefarious, that some disguise themselves as meat eaters by feasting on soy products designed to look like meat. THIS EVIL MUST BE STOPPED! THOSE UNHOLY SOY PRODUCTS MUST BE REMOVED FROM STORE SHELVES!

Followers of Dog must find and BURN their books:


ALL DOGGONE SOLDIERS MUST JOIN IN THE ARMY OF SALVATION!

MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS, DOGGERS! DRIVE EVIL OUT OF OUR MIDST! SPREAD THE WORD OF DOG!

Bunch a dog-gooders.