Better yet, start arguing with someone.
Gets the adreneline going.
Anything is better than being ignored.
@roger,
Comfort eating (done in moderation) is a great boredom buster. A pint of
Haagen Daaz ice cream could work as well.
@k214162,
What did you get around to doing to alleviate yourself of this mortal crisis?
@tsarstepan,
Doesn't Haagen Daaz sound like a good name for a new brand of snuff?
@roger,
Never thought of it that way before. The stuff you find in the spittoon?
Haagen Daaz?
Still the best super premium ice cream in the United States.
@tsarstepan,
I was just eating some Haagen Dazs
dulce de leche while browsing this thread.
@Merry Andrew,

Oops sorry. Not a delightful image to stumble upon (re: my lame spittoon comeback). But as an aside?
dulce de leche from
Haagen Daaz is my favorite flavor of ice cream.
The book bowling is a great idea, but even better if you combine it with the suggestion to go roller skating to cool music. Go find an old pair of roller skates, the old style metal wheels kind you strapped onto your shoes. Then play that Melanie song while book bowling.
I know what you can do. You can come to my house an we can both sit here waiting for this baby horse to be born! I'm not bored though. Just anxious!
Seriously though, do you like audiobooks? If you do, I have a bunch uploaded to megaupload and you can download them and listen.
@jespah,
jespah wrote:
tsarstepan wrote:Gargamel wrote:
Do you have access to drugs? Or a bowling alley. Or a library?
I just had a brilliant if dopey epiphany!
Book bowling! Bowling down classic literature (
Jane Austen,
Tolstoy,
Steinback, etc....) at one's public library while stoned on pot!
Brilliant! The
Dude would be proud!
I can supply the books, just get an alley. Get someone else to supply the weed and we've got a viable business model.
You still interested in starting the next great recreational literary franchise?
@k214162,
Run down the busiest street with a cardboard cutout of a gun in your hand screaming "I shot the sheriff!"