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...Turkeys, huh?

They sure as hell don't look like turkeys to me. Then again, I think that was to be expected by now.

Still, when you have multiple large, indescribable turkey-sized things running around in front of you without discretion, it tends to be just a little unsettling, no matter how many times you look at it.

...Maybe I should look into some form of protection. As long as it could kill things or scare them away, I think I'd feel a bit better about all this.