About Me

Hello. I'm Saif. I use he/him pronouns. I made this tacky website so I don't have to put my things on 50 different websites. I'm still new to HTML, so the website might look a little rough.

I am a butch lesbian who likes coffee, tea, drawing, and rocks. My favourite rock is Botswana Agate, and my favourite type of tea is English Breakfast.

My favourite characters are Pascal (NieR:Automata) and Kim Kitsuragi (Disco Elysium).

I speak both (Egyptian) Arabic and English. I have OCD and autism, both of which affect the way I act.

Feel free to send me a message anytime, I'll respond as quickly as I can. Please note that my way of talking may sound dry.

Please send me an e-mail if you experience any issues with the website.

If you haven't visited in a while, please hard refresh using Ctrl+Shift+R, or long press the refresh button on mobile.

Check out the first ever version of this website. (Originally on Neocities, Dated )

Site Updates (dd/mm/yyyy)

  • SLIGHTLY edited About Me

  • New post!

  • Removed refresh button from last.fm widget

  • Added Directories section to the directory
  • Moved Torrent Clients section into File Tools
  • Updated links.txt

  • New button variant :eyes:
  • Clicking on textarea now auto-selects all of the text

  • Added RSS Readers section to the directory
  • Updated links.txt
  • Made RSS feed link more obvious in Posts page

  • Redid Interests section.
  • Slightly edited "About Me" section of the homepage.

  • New last.fm widget.

  • All neighbours' buttons are now hosted on the website.

  • Updated interests
  • New art

  • Updated Graphics section of directory
  • Updated links.txt

  • Updated off-site links

  • Removed dead links from directory
  • Updated links.txt
  • New post!

  • New post!

  • Added Virtual Machines section to directory
  • Updated links.txt
  • Made site layout more mobile-friendly
  • Added last.fm widget

  • New post!
  • Added Webpage Builders section to directory
  • Updated links.txt

  • Removed Mullvad Leta from directory as its been shut down
  • Updated links.txt

  • Made credits a separate page.
  • Added Joined page.

  • Added new art
  • Fixed how the website looks on mobile

  • Made updates open by default
  • Added off-site links to homepage

  • Updated Miscellaneous Websites section of directory
  • Updated links.txt

  • Added IRC Clients section to the directory
  • Updated links.txt

  • Moved the furniture around in the home page

  • Added "back to top" button next to the headings in the directory for mobile users
  • Added platform tags for all software in the directory
  • Updated links.txt

  • Added Dither Image Online to Images section of directory.
  • Updated links.txt

  • Added iOS Sideloading and Android APKs sections to directory
  • Updated links.txt

  • Added cmus to Audio section of directory
  • Added Code Editors section to directory
  • Added Bootable USB section to directory
  • Added Torrent Clients section to directory
  • Updated links.txt

  • New post!

  • New post!

  • New post!

  • Moved the furniture around in the directory and updated links.txt
  • Added Torrent Clients section to directory and updated links.txt

  • Updated interests

  • Fixed styling
  • Fixed gallery
  • Updated Links page
  • New post!

  • Updated Not Found page
  • Added Cuno

  • Added art gallery *sweats*

  • Updated directory

  • Added Abandonware section to the directory.
  • Updated links page

  • Updated directory and links.txt
  • New post!

  • Yup. More neighbours.
  • Added status.cafe widget
  • Added new webring
  • Fixed Awesome HTML5 link in the directory
  • Added file containing all links to the directory
  • Updated RSS feed

  • Updated Art Tools section of the directory.

  • Fixed directory links.
  • Moved Miscellaneous section into Browsing.
  • Added links to Software and Miscellaneous sections.
  • New post!

  • Updated directory.
  • Updated visited link colors.

  • Updated links.
  • This whole time my directory had a missing body tag. And I was wondering "Why isn't my formatter working?" I may be stupid.

  • Added more neighbours!
  • Added credits in Links

  • Removed to-do. Shhhhh shhhhhhh. I forgot I had Obsidian
  • Added a few webrings
  • Fixed CSS again...........
  • New post!
  • Added Art Tools section to the directory.

  • I've joined two whole webrings! I'll make a separate section soon enough.
  • Made this section smaller.
  • Added to-do list so I can be reminded every time I check my website LOL
  • Added neighbours and my button to the index
  • Moved things around in the index

  • Added Static Webpage Hosts section to the directory.
  • Added Browsing and File Hosts sections to the directory.

  • Fixed issues with padding.
  • Fixed at-rules.
  • Removed redundant CSS

  • Added a readable version of my RSS feed.
  • Updated HTML and CSS sections of my directory.
  • Updated interests section.
  • Fixed styling issues on mobile.

  • Integrated guestbook into the website. Still testing this out
  • Fixed the incredibly fucked up iframe. Use divs, guys.
  • Edited textarea next to the button.
  • Added more links to the Software and Tools sections in directory.

  • Updated RSS feed.
  • Added old(est) index.
  • Updated datetime attributes.
  • Made this section scrollable. Wow!

  • Added RSS feed.
  • Changed styling of interests page.

  • Added Music section to directory.
  • Made outgoing links in navbar stand out more.
  • Added more links to the Tools and Software sections in directory.

  • Made the directory into its own separate page.
  • Added Web Development section to directory
  • Added more links to software section.
  • Added an incredibly hideous man viewable via Inspect Element.
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Off-site

Interests

Shows

Severance, Twin Peaks, Succession, Mr. Robot, Pluribus, Murderbot, The Good Place, Ted Lasso, The Bear, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Hannibal, YOU, Barry, Doctor Who, A.P Bio, Broadchurch, Moral Orel

Movies

Saw 1-10, The Lighthouse, Hereditary, Crash (1996), Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Cocaine Bear, Chicago (2002), 2001: A Space Odyssey, Blue Velvet, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me, Interstellar, Mickey 17, Tenet, Electric Dreams, Klaus, Daft Punk's Electroma

Games

Disco Elysium, The Stanley Parable, FAITH: The Unholy Trinity, NieR, Drakengard, Dispatch, Iron Lung, Devil May Cry, Metal Gear Solid, Yume Nikki, Project Moon (Lobotomy Corporation, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company), 8:11, ULTRAKILL, Portal

Music

Graham Kartna, Snake River Conspiracy, NASTYONA, Portishead, Beth Gibbons, System of a Down, Massive Attack, Nine Inch Nails, Daft Punk, Simon Says, The Paper Chase, Genitorturers, Mr. Bungle, Peeping Tom, Comus, American Head Charge, Depeche Mode, King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard, Aphex Twin, Punishment Of Luxury, Placebo, Prick, Pigface, bôa, Björk

Comics

Martian Manhunter (+Absolute Series), Batman, Watchmen, Spider-Man Noir, Invincible, Dungeon Meshi, Orb: On the Movements of the Earth, Gachiakuta

Genernal Interests

Geology (especially agates), Insects (especially cockroaches), Piracy, DC, Teas, Coffee, Astronomy, Vintage Computers, Mechs, Robots Objectheads, Masks, Helmets, Faceless Characters, The Murderbot Diaries, The Metamorphosis, I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

Credits

Increment: incr.easng

Tooltips: Style-my-tooltips jQuery plugin

Guestbook: Atabook

Status: Status Cafe

Last.fm Widget: maxpixels.moe vojislav

2025/1/10: As of this day, I've started using JavaScript to display the home page upon opening the website for the first time, which has fixed numerous issues I've had with the site layout.

If you have Javascript disabled, please enable it. Don't want to? That's also fine, just click on "Home" on the navigation!

If this doesn't apply, then refreshing will probably fix the issue.