RELAX, TURN AROUND AND TAKE MY HAND

MIKE

OR STAN / KEVIN

21. he / him. cismale. gay. autistic. white slavic balkan (mkd) american. taken by stephen stotch since 06/26/23 /srs.

friends.txt

(in alphabetical order)

angela, artic, bluudud, charles, chris/butters, jay, niles, ryker, scott, spencer

Stinkfist

TOOL

Prison Sex

TOOL

H.

TOOL

stephen_coded_songs.txt

about.txt

(scrollable)

i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool

ok with that out of the way im a pretty normal dude except for the fact that im in a committed relationship with stephen stotch from south park. yeah.

ive been with him since june 26 2023. click the spinning stephen to learn more about us. <3

my special interest of 15 years is birds and ornithology. do not try to say you know more about birds than me cause you dont.

i consider myself to be a kind person, dont be afraid to interact! im extremely shy and awkward but friendly. i wont be rude unless i have a reason to be.

i am an irl of mike wheeler (not a d/a i dont believe in that bs) and a fictionkin of stan marsh and kevin spencer. i use irl as a kinning term. if you claim to be a d/a yourself thats fine i will be respectful and refer to you as you like. i try to avoid conflict.

i make kys/kms jokes and i say slurs i can reclaim. if this makes you uncomfortable let me know and i won’t say these things around you.

oh also i like tool

interests.txt

. ornithology

. stephen stotch

. rock / metal (tool tool tool tool otol tool toll to

. south park

. kevin spencer

. stranger things

. roblox (treasure quest, grow a garden, evade, etc)

. pony town

. russian language

dni.txt

. under 16 iwc

. if you like stephen stotch in a romantic way or are even attracted to him in the slightest. chris is the ONLY exception

. homophobic towards gay men, fuck you. this includes non-men who fetishize gay men, and people who call anything gay “yaoi”. this also includes homophobic lesbians, i dont give a fuck about your trauma its NOT an excuse to be homophobic, ever

. literally 90% of yumetwt and people who call themselves yumeshippers dni (friends are fine)

. i don’t care that much about discourse but proshippers please dni. proship overlaps with paraphilias way too often and it makes me uncomfortable 

. under 13, no exceptions

. shedtwt.

. tcc, as in people who romanticize and draw school shooter fanart

. tool fans who shit on fear inoculum, iwc. im serious.

. minors who call themselves femboys