RELAX, TURN AROUND AND TAKE MY HAND

MIKE

OR STAN / KEVIN

21. he / him. cismale. gay. autistic. white slavic balkan (mkd) american. taken by stephen stotch since 06/26/23 /srs.

friends.txt

(in alphabetical order)

angela, artic, bluudud, charles, chris/butters, jay, niles, ryker, scott, spencer

Stinkfist

TOOL

Prison Sex

TOOL

H.

TOOL

stephen_coded_songs.txt

about.txt

(scrollable)

i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool i like tool

ok with that out of the way im a pretty normal dude except for the fact that im in a committed relationship with stephen stotch from south park. yeah.

ive been with him since june 26 2023. click the spinning stephen to learn more about us. <3

IM NOT A YUMESHIPPER please dont call me one it genuinely pisses me off

my special interest of 15 years is birds and ornithology. do not try to say you know more about birds than me cause you dont.

i consider myself to be a kind person, dont be afraid to interact! im extremely shy and awkward but friendly. i wont be rude unless i have a reason to be.

i am an irl of mike wheeler (not a d/a i dont believe in that bs) and a fictionkin of stan marsh and kevin spencer. i use irl as a kinning term. if you claim to be a d/a yourself thats fine i will be respectful and refer to you as you like. i try to avoid conflict.

i make kys/kms jokes and i say slurs i can reclaim. if this makes you uncomfortable let me know and i won’t say these things around you.

oh also i like tool

interests.txt

. ornithology

. stephen stotch

. rock / metal (tool tool tool tool otol tool toll to

. south park

. kevin spencer

. stranger things

. roblox (treasure quest, grow a garden, evade, etc)

. pony town

. russian language

dni.txt

. under 16 iwc

. if you like stephen stotch in a romantic way or are even attracted to him in the slightest. chris is the ONLY exception

. homophobic towards gay men, fuck you. this includes non-men who fetishize gay men, and people who call anything gay “yaoi”. this also includes homophobic lesbians, i dont give a fuck about your trauma its NOT an excuse to be homophobic, ever

. literally 90% of yumetwt and people who call themselves yumeshippers dni (friends are fine)

. i don’t care that much about discourse but proshippers please dni. proship overlaps with paraphilias way too often and it makes me uncomfortable 

. under 13, no exceptions

. shedtwt.

. tcc, as in people who romanticize and draw school shooter fanart

. tool fans who shit on fear inoculum, iwc. im serious.

. minors who call themselves femboys