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The Rice Cooker Years: A Love Story in Three Carbs
Jan 15
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Matthew Gray
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THE SWEET ’N LOW OUTLAW
A wildly funny, deeply tender portrait of my father—Jerry Delano Gray—told through Sweet ’N Low packets, toilet paper rolls, peppermill theatrics…
Jan 10
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Matthew Gray
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A Life Measured in Conversations (and a Few Wild Detours)
How kitchens, chessboards, grocery aisles, and a few wild detours taught me everything I know about people.
Jan 7
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Matthew Gray
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My Restaurant Pet Peeves
Apr 25, 2025
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🤔 WTF is a "half-sandwich"?!?
May 12, 2025
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Matthew Gray
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Pennies From Heaven
May 4, 2025
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Matthew Gray
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Six Steps to Fewer Days That Suck
Nov 24, 2025
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Matthew Gray
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Matthew's Magical Food Trick: Guessing Your Age with Almond Cookies
May 1, 2025
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Eight Nights, One Brisket (and Zero Chocolate Bagels)
Dec 17, 2025
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Matthew Gray
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☼ The Chewy Steak Incident ☼
A micro‑story in three chews.
Jan 5
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Matthew Gray
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🥑 A New Year’s Note From Me (Yes, With Shame, Love, and a Few Culinary Warnings)
From Matthew Gray & 50 Tastes Of Gray — Serving Shame, Love, and Culinary Chaos
Dec 31, 2025
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Christmas, Chowder, and the Shadows of Sports: My Holiday Conversation with Robert Sullivan
A holiday journey from Christmas rituals to mob‑shadowed stadiums... through food, family, Kerouac, corruption, and the eternal clam chowder divide.
Dec 26, 2025
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Matthew Gray
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Behind the Flames: Cole Crocker on Chaos, Creativity, and the Making of Commi Kitchen
Exploring the chaos, humor, and humanity of culinary life with chef‑turned‑first-time author Cole Crocker.
Dec 23, 2025
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Matthew Gray
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Macaroons, Macarons, and Macron: Comfort, Couture, Culture… and Cousins
From coconut in a can to couture in Paris, and a president caught in the pun, this is the cookie story you didn’t know you needed. Oui-oui!
Dec 19, 2025
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Matthew Gray
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