Writer's Block: A Last Day Well Spent

I would call up my parish and ask them to celebrate a High Mass* for me** and attend it with my Bestest Friend Evar.  I would stay until it was time to carry me out.


* Prolly a solemn High Mass *** on such short notice. 

** It's said that one Mass said for a person who is alive is worth a thousand said for that person after they're dead.  I'm all for things that are efficacious and non-labor-intensive.

*** A solemn High Mass lacks the Asperges and is less choir-y.