3secondfish 😡annoyed

Don't **** with me

 I got an email about an hour ago from someone who thought I was a professor, and wanted me to answer a dozen detailed questions on writing essays.  Via email.  "And if you could please also do all my homework for me by Friday, I would be much obliged." /sarcasm

They had no idea how badly they had directed this email.  Of the things of which I am completely intolerant, doing someone else's homework is close to the top.  Her instructor and the chair of the department will be explaining *exactly* how badly she messed up here.

In retrospect, maybe I should have just answered all the questions in a completely random and ludicrous manner.  Or maybe in lolcat.  That would have been entertaining.  And then reported her after essay was due.  That would have been a two-fer.  *evil grin*