Penalties are only the beginning

My head's to blame for all my heart's mistakes — [Seguin/Kane, 1/1]

2012-11-19T10:41:32Z

Title: My head's to blame for all my heart's mistakes
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairing: Tyler Segin/Patrick Kane
Word Count: 4.5K
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: profanity, kissing, fluff
Summary: There's something oddly beautiful about Patrick Kane
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: Well happy birthday Patrick and I hope you get lots of birthday sex but this isn't for you it's for the love of my life Emma I hope you like it xoxo. Title from The Mess I Made by Parachute.

LJ
AO3

fic: Engage (Eric Staal/Cam Ward)

2012-10-06T05:21:56Z

title: Engage
author: mardia
rating: R/NC-17
pairing: Cam Ward/Eric Staal
word count: 1,506
summary: This latest stuff is pretty weird, even by Cam's standards. (I can't decide whether this is fluff or crack, so consider yourself warned.)
disclaimer: All lies. Takes place in a vague future where the lockout ends early enough to give us an actual season.

Read either on LJ or on the AO3.

Hanging by the ends — [Boyle/Prust, 7/7]

2012-09-30T05:50:52Z

Title: Hanging by the ends
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairing: Brian Boyle/Brandon Prust
Word Count: 2858
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU, excessive profanity, eventual sexual situations, angst, a child but that's not really a warning, plenty of arguments, excessive alcohol intake, mentions of driving under the influence and other alcohol-related offences.
Summary: Brian didn't become a lawyer to babysit the Rangers' delinquent star player.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: This is short which is very unlike me but it is really more of an epilogue than anything else okay this is post-chapter 7 by a few months so!! Thank you so much to everyone for reading and I hope you enjoyed this!

LJ
AO3

Breaking The Rules

2012-09-25T11:55:31Z

Title: Breaking The Rules
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Relationship(s): Maxim Lapierre/Chris Higgins
Rating: R
Word Count: 695
Disclaimer: If you have reached this post by Google-ing yourself, your spouse/fiancé, your friend, your pet or your relative, I suggest you close this tab, and act as if this never happened.
Warning: A lot of breaking of rules.
Summary: Chris should have never let Max break his first rule...even if it was only for one night.
Notes: Written for pass_shoot_porn, for cathybites's prompt "give them an inch, they take a mile". I didn't exactly use the idiom/prompt with the dictionary definition, and slightly modified it to fit my fic. I hope that works :)

Fic here!

Hanging by the ends — [Boyle/Prust, 6/7]

2012-09-24T05:25:48Z

Title: Hanging by the ends
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairing: Brian Boyle/Brandon Prust
Word Count: 7983
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU, excessive profanity, eventual sexual situations, angst, a child but that's not really a warning, plenty of arguments, excessive alcohol intake, mentions of driving under the influence and other alcohol-related offences.
Summary: Brian didn't become a lawyer to babysit the Rangers' delinquent star player.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: Uh I edited this with even less care than I usually do because I have some readings to do I might come back and brush it up later but knowing me, probably not. Next chapter is more of an epilogue, dated a few months after this one, jsyk. Alternate title for this chapter: how-do-you-write-sex-scenes.

LJ
AO3

Hanging by the ends — [Boyle/Prust, 5/7]

2012-09-17T06:14:04Z

Title: Hanging by the ends
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairing: Brian Boyle/Brandon Prust
Word Count: 10862
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU, excessive profanity, eventual sexual situations, angst, a child but that's not really a warning, plenty of arguments, excessive alcohol intake, mentions of driving under the influence and other alcohol-related offences.
Summary: Brian didn't become a lawyer to babysit the Rangers' delinquent star player.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: I could probably wrap this up in six but let's take it to the full seven. Enjoy!

LJ
AO3

Press the mute button; Patrick Sharp/Viktor Stalberg; R

2012-09-14T13:08:59Z

Title: Press the mute button.
Author: pr_scatterbrain
Pairing: Patrick Sharp/Viktor Stalberg
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Summary: Sharpy & Stalberg: a romance (if you don’t listen too closely).

For the record, Sharpy does like Stalberg. Technically. Or deep down. One of the two.

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I Know Your Secrets (Chapter 4/?)

2012-09-10T10:01:04Z

Title: I Know Your Secrets (Chapter 4/?)
Pairing: Henrik Lundqvist/Sean Avery
Rating: NC - 17 (overall)
Summary: I could feel everything.
Author's Notes: So, I started to write the 4th chapter and had it saved as a draft on the LJ post an entry thing (very unreliable, I know) but anyhow, it disappeared (shows just how unreliable it is). This is me starting this chapter from scratch again, and it might take a different route. However, I'm not so sure if this is better than my original or not. Here is the previous chapter. Also, I'm so sorry that this is so short :( I feel as if I can't write anything these days. Anyway, here it goes...enjoy!

Fic here!

Hanging by the ends — [Boyle/Prust, 4/7]

2012-09-10T10:00:10Z

Title: Hanging by the ends
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairing: Brian Boyle/Brandon Prust
Word Count: 8276
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU, excessive profanity, eventual sexual situations, angst, a child but that's not really a warning, plenty of arguments, excessive alcohol intake, mentions of driving under the influence and other alcohol-related offences.
Summary: Brian didn't become a lawyer to babysit the Rangers' delinquent star player.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: This is certainly not my best chapter, but I hope to make up for the quality by actually not inflicting upset upon them in this chapter. That's for chapters five and six.

LJ
AO3

All Mixed Up

2012-09-06T11:11:42Z

Title: All Mixed Up
Rating: PG - 13 (language)
Pairing: none
Characters: Alex Semin
Summary: "People only see outside, not inside."

There is a reason why I put the author's note inside the cut...it's too damn long. But read it. You'll understand. Also, fic here!

All I can taste is this moment — [Bissonnette/Pyatt, 1/1]

2012-09-06T08:25:55Z

Title: All I can taste is this moment
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairing: Paul Bissonnette/Taylor Pyatt
Word Count: 8141
Rating: R
Warnings: excessive profanity, drinking to excess + alcohol-induced memory loss, sloppy sex.
Summary: Taylor wakes up with more than he excepts to after an alcohol-blurred night in Vegas.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: This is for Christina and oh god did the photos take a year to upload but it was worth it because it's done. Apologies for the uncreative summary. Title from Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls.

LJ
AO3

I Am Yours Now, So Now I Don't Ever Have To Leave

2012-09-04T13:06:35Z

Title: I Am Yours Now, So Now I Don't Ever Have To Leave
Pairing: Henrik Lundqvist/Brad Richards
Rating: NC - 17 (overall)
Summary: I am yours now, so now I don't ever have to leave.
Author's Notes: This the last addition (from my side) of the series I Should Run... by me and boltschick2612. Here is the previous chapter. And this is where I have listed all of my parts of the series. The title is shamelessly stolen from The XX's song Islands. And please read the notes on my original post, they are important.

Fic here!

Hanging by the ends — [Boyle/Prust, 3/7]

2012-09-04T07:40:55Z

Title: Hanging by the ends
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairing: Brian Boyle/Brandon Prust
Word Count: 7623
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU, excessive profanity, eventual sexual situations, angst, a child but that's not really a warning, plenty of arguments, excessive alcohol intake, mentions of driving under the influence and other alcohol-related offences.
Summary: Brian didn't become a lawyer to babysit the Rangers' delinquent star player.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: Sorry for the wait — I simply was too lazy to get around to editing this chapter, which is horrible of me considering I am halfway through writing chapter 5. Title from Rocket Brothers by Kashmir.

LJ
AO3

Hanging by the ends — [Boyle/Prust, 2/7]

2012-08-30T09:15:13Z

Title: Hanging by the ends
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairing: Brian Boyle/Brandon Prust
Word Count (total): 9005
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU, excessive profanity, eventual sexual situations, angst, a child but that's not really a warning, plenty of arguments, excessive alcohol intake, mentions of driving under the influence and other alcohol-related offences.
Summary: Brian didn't become a lawyer to babysit the Rangers' delinquent star player.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: I wrote two chapters in a day so here's the next update! For Arial but really so what else is new. Title from Rocket Brothers by Kashmir.

LJ
AO3

Hanging by the ends — [Boyle/Prust, 1/7]

2012-08-27T04:01:38Z

Title: Hanging by the ends
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairing: Brian Boyle/Brandon Prust
Word Count (total): 7356
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU, excessive profanity, eventual sexual situations, angst, a child but that's not really a warning, plenty of arguments, excessive alcohol intake, mentions of driving under the influence and other alcohol-related offences.
Summary: Brian didn't become a lawyer to babysit the Rangers' delinquent star player.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: I don't even know how to describe this AU but it is going to be long and drawn out and yeah there is no immediate romance whatsoever. For Arial but really so what else is new. Title from Rocket Brothers by Kashmir.

LJ
AO3

fic: always gets in the way (Cam Ward, always-a-girl!Eric Staal)

2012-08-26T07:34:34Z

title: always gets in the way
author: mardia
rating: PG-13
word count: ~3,350
characters: Cam Ward, always-a-girl!Eric Staal
summary: Once Cam and Erica emerge from their post-Cup hangover, that's when the Hurricanes and the NHL start their media blitz.
disclaimer: All lies, please don’t sue.

Can be read either on the AO3 or on LJ.

During The Weekend

2012-08-26T05:16:43Z

Title: During The Weekend
Pairing: Claude Giroux/Steven Stamkos
Rating: NC - 17
Summary: Some interesting things happened to Steven during the ASG weekend...
Author's Note: This was the first fic I posted on LJ, but then the image below came floating on my tumblr dash and an idea sparked in my head. So I went back to the fic, editted and made it better, so here it is now. The fic definitely improved from what it was before, and also, I deleted that fic entry so you wouldn't find it if you go looking for it. Enjoy :)

The All Star Weekend, after a long wait, had finally arrived.

Dr Kane, Relationship Therapist — [Toews/Kane + Crosby/Malkin, 1/1]

2012-08-25T08:57:10Z

Title: Dr Kane, Relationship Therapist
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane, Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Word Count (total): 7516
Rating: R
Warnings: Excessive profanity, sexual situations, sexual innuendo including bondage references, insults that are meant affectionately, fluff, stupid boys being stupid.
Summary: Kaner is so good at this relationship junk that he thinks he'll start counselling.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: A bit of ridiculous, crappy, Toews/Kane+Sid/Geno written for Laura and it's a little stupid but I tried so that has to count for something, right?

LJ
AO3

Variations on a theme. R. Evgeni Malkin/Steven Stamkos.

2012-08-24T10:38:36Z

Title: Variations on a theme
Author: pr_scatterbrain
Pairing: Evgeni Malkin/Steven Stamkos, (unrequited!Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin)
Rating: R
Word Count: 1600
Summary: What’s the difference between a pity and a proxy fuck? Steven doesn't know.

LJ or AO3

I Know Your Secrets (Chapter 3/?)

2012-08-23T11:08:03Z

Title: I Know Your Secrets (Chapter 3/?)
Pairing: Henrik Lundqvist/Sean Avery
Rating: NC - 17 (overall)
Summary: Playoffs are coming closer and closer as each day passes, but I just can't concentrate.
Author's Notes: So, this is the next chapter of my I Know Your Secrets series, here is the previous chapter of the series. And the only warning that there is a bit of violence in this chapter and language, but nothing worse. No death, I promise. And, this story, I'm telling you, took a sudden turn itself...I mean, I didn't even know that it was going to turn into that direction! Anyway, enjoy!

Playoffs are coming closer and closer as each day passes, but I just can't concentrate.

I Know Your Secrets (Chapter 2/?)

2012-08-17T17:32:14Z

Title: I Know Your Secrets (Chapter 2/?)
Pairing: Henrik Lundqvist/Sean Avery
Rating: NC – 17 (overall)
Summary: “Good morning! Good afternoon! And good night New York!!!”
Author’s notes: Second part of I Know Your Secrets (Chapter 1/?)! Hopefully, I will not stretch this out more than a few more chapters…I really can’t think of anything right now, so that’s why this chapter ends like it does. Anyway, enjoy!

It was as if that image, that memory, was burned into my mind.

I Know Your Secrets: Chapter 1/?

2012-08-14T10:37:17Z

Title: I Know Your Secrets
Pairing: Henrik Lundqvist/Sean Avery
Rating: NC - 17
Summary: People always think of Sean as the annoying, good-for-nothing, has-no-morals, no respect, and you know, the usual bad guy stuff. But that's not true- well, not always it isn't. I know better, because I have seen a different side of him, one that he usually locks and hides away deep inside of him.
Author's Notes: So, as usual, I was being a creep and I went over and re-read boltschick2612's fic My Sexy, Swedish Dinosaur and it inspired me to write this. I was originally thinking of doing something fluffy, but you know, that's not how it works with me, so it's kind of sad and angst-y. Also, I'll try not to take too long to put up the next chapter. This one ended where it did because of my writer's block. And, lastly, ugh, LJ is not working with me, so please spare the white background stuff. Warning: Some material in this story may not be appropriate for some people. There are scenes describing rape.

"Spill."

The world's still turning around the love that we built — [Higgins/Lapierre, 1/1]

2012-08-14T05:49:18Z

Title: The world's still turning around the love that we built
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairing: Chris Higgins/Maxim Lapierre
Word Count (total): 4715
Rating: PG
Warnings: profanity, kissing but do I need to warn for that, a nauseating amount of fluff.
Summary: Chris doesn't wake up that morning expecting to propose.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: A little bit of domesticity for Steph. Title from Wake Your Eyes by Steel Train

LJ
AO3

Santa Baby — [Boyle/Prust, 2/2]

2012-08-12T05:20:27Z

Title: Santa Baby
Author: obscuredmemory
Pairing: Brian Boyle/Brandon Prust
Word Count (total): 20339
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: mall santa!AU, excessive profanity, nauseating fluffiness, which then transitions into non-penetrative sex and light bondage.
Summary: If Brandon hears one more joke about his 'sugar plums' or his 'yule long', he is going to eviscerate someone with an icicle.
Disclaimer: All events herein are figments of my imagination and in no way reflect on the people or events referenced.
Author's Note: mall santa!AU it is not as silly as it sounds, I promise. I took liberties with the number of nieces/nephews in the Boyle family but that doesn't matter because this is an AU okay. For Arial because who else would ask.

Part One
Part Two
AO3

fic: Get A Ride (always-a-girl!Eric Staal/always-a-girl!Jeff Skinner)

2012-08-07T04:38:09Z

title: Get A Ride
author: mardia
rating: NC-17
pairing: always-a-girl!Eric Staal/always-a-girl!Jeff Skinner
word count: ~2,000
summary: Jess turns her head and says, with a little dazed giggle, "Hey. We actually fogged up the windows."

You can read it at either the AO3 or on LJ.