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Celebrate the Un-Best

of the automotive world.

Upcoming Events
(Register / Spectate)

Low power to the people!

Location

Event / Date

Location

Date

Event

2026

Main Beach Park
Fernandina Beach, FL

March 6

Concours d’Lemons Florida

Seaside City Hall
Seaside, CA

Aug 15

Concours d’Lemons California

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For Participants

(Assuming your car makes it.)

Judges / Judging

Guaranteed to be unprofessional, inattentive, capricious, and subject to bribery. (Liquor and food seem to be favorites.) Satisfactory bribes will earn the “Ribbon of Dishonor,” to be placed on the car’s windshield. Don’t like their decisions? Check your ticket–you’re at the wrong car show.

This year the Concours d’Lemons has suckered several automotive world luminaries into being Guest Judges. They risk their reputation, you get to hobnob with bigwigs, everyone has a good time.

Classes

BY REGION OF ORIGIN
Rust Belt American Junk – Ford
Rust Belt American Junk – GM
Rust Belt American Junk – Mopar
Rust Belt American Junk – Other
Unmitigated Gaul
Rueful Britannia
Needlessly Complex Italian
Der Self-Satisfiedkrauttenwagen
Soul-Sucking Japanese Appliance
Swedish Meatballs
Kommunist Kars
Wonders of the Korean Peninsula

SPECIAL AWARDS
This car should have been a Law Suit – Conn Law PC.
Best Back Seat
Slightly Better Than a Go-Kart
Sight for Sour Eyes
Driving on a Prayer
Participation
Chronic Dick-Teague Syndrome (for AMC 1964-1983)
Sickest Sickle
Worst in Show

Sponsors

The Concours d’Lemons is inexplicably sponsored by these otherwise respectable companies:
Hagerty
Classic Motorsports Magazine
Zorbent
Sunoco
Conn Law, PC
Habitat for Humanity, Monterey Bay
Griot’s Garage

Sponsors

Concours d’Lemons can put your car-related business in front of large, enthusiastic crowds of automotive fans at a fraction of the cost of fancier events.

Alan’s your man: agalbraith@concoursdlemons.com or 916.207.4645

 

Blog

September 30, 2025

2025 Concours d’Lemons Canada – Winners and Photos

For the third time in a row Canadian Border Patrol made the mistake of letting the Concours d’Lemons into the county to take part in the Cobble Beach Concours weekend. Held on the fair city streets of Owen Sound, Ontario, River District, hearty Canadians braved the rain to display their hoopties. No one was more […]

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August 22, 2025

2025 California Concours d’Lemons – Winner and Photos

The 2025 California Concours d’Lemons ruined Monterey Auto Week for the 16th year running on Aug. 16 as over 100 hoopties dripped oil on the Seaside City Hall Lawn to the delight of a record crowd of spectators. The highly coveted “Worst of Show” honor went to Chris Wollard and his Galaxy Glider UFO contraption. […]

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March 11, 2025

2025 Florida Concours d’Lemons – Pictures & “Winners”

Some of Florida’s most atrocious hoopties rolled into Main Beach Park in Fernandina Beach, FL on March 7, 2025 for the Concours d’Lemons. Held in conjunction with the Classic Motorsports Magazine Kick-Off Party over 250 cars packed into the beach side park on a sunny Florida afternoon. Jeff Stoyer took home “Worst of Show” honors […]

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