Dibs!

Title: Dibs!
Rating: pg
Pairing: Luhan/Xiumin
Summary: Luhan is a crazy drunk person. Fill for this prompt on epm.





Minseok had finally finished his last assignment of the year and while he probably should’ve gone to bed to sleep for the next 48 hours, he, along with a couple of his other friends had decided to go crazy and attend one of the many end-of-exam parties which were being thrown all over campus.

He’d lost Joonmyun in the crowd, but he guessed the younger boy was somewhere with a new potential boyfriend/girlfriend/fuckbuddy/something-inbetween. People who thought he was the princely oppa that his face seemed to project obviously knew nothing about him.

Meandering through the rooms of what was a huge dorm house, he blushed as he walked into a room and someone screamed “DIBS!” causing most of the occupants turned to stare at him as the scream had seemed to permeate the whole room. Eyes widening he decided to slowly walk backwards out of the room.

“You scared him you moron.”

Chinese words were muttered in the few seconds silence before people decided he wasn’t that special and turned back to whatever they were doing.

“NO!”

The same voice that screamed dibs was shouted again as a very handsome, very blonde and very excitable man tried to tackle him to the floor. Side stepping the incredibly drunk man who had yet to identify himself, Minseok once more tried to make his escape.

Unfortunately, the blonde unleashed an incredibly ugly and also terribly appealing pout. “Please don’t leave me.”

“Do I know you?” Uneasiness was rising. The man was looking at him like a starving man would look at food, which was kind of flattering but also very disturbing.

“We have the rest of our lives to get to know each other!”

Nice statement but not helping Minseok, who was still trying to edge away from the clearly unhinged man.

“Erm,” Minseok’s mind seemed blank whenever he actually looked into the crazy person’s eyes. They were very pretty, and sparkly, and sometimes pretty sparkling eyes make normally sane people listen to crazy drunk people.

“You are the most beautiful person I have ever seen.” And then the cute guy with the accent who yelled dibs puked all over his shoes.

That turned into a night of Minseok having to nurse the crazy drunk Chinese person, who was apparently called Luhan, because he started to whine pitifully every time Minseok tried to leave and Minseok realised he was obviously a sucker for pretty sparkling eyes and cute button noses and faint but incredibly sexy accents.

This later evolved into Luhan following Minseok around campus trying to woo him and shouting “DIBS” at anyone who looked like they might be staring at Minseok with any sort of interest. Which in turn led to Minseok finally letting Luhan have a date, which turned into two, then ten, then 3 years of dating, a year of engagement and a beautiful wedding.

Minseok still thinks Luhan’s crazy and Luhan still thinks Minseok is the most gorgeous thing he’s ever seen. Apparently it works.